THIS ONE IS FOR THE GIRLS

Like most of you, I’m forever getting those “pass them along” emails and videos and photos, etc. The ones that threaten to have a body part fall off or whatever; I delete – The others I usually look through, have a good laugh and either pass them on or delete. I mean, there is only just so much space to occupy even in cyber space.

This came in my mail last night and is way too much fun to just toss. Besides, with Valentine’s Day approaching there may be someone out there who NEEDS an alter ego for the night.

And all you guys who just can’t help yourselves (8pus) go ahead and give it a whirl; you may find your true “feminine” side!

SQUID – let me just apologize up front for the apparent sexist nature of this meme. I hope you can get by that and have a little fun with it.

So, without further ado:

YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED A STRIPPER NAME
(Hey, times are tough)

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor... (Be sure to post your new name in the comments!)

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Star
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Pinky
i = Lola
j = Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m= Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m= Dixie
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitzy
s = sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = 20 Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = hooters
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m= sizzle
n = storm
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice

Posted by: Heidi Heavenwhip

(CRACK! What do you think? Can you see me in white leather with angel wings? HA!)