Monday, September 21, 2009

Lefties

"All political violence is committed by the left in this country,"
said Ann Coulter, continuing her livelihood of making preposterous proclamations designed to inflame any reasonable person enough to produce a counter attack. Given a sufficiently absurd, preposterous or outrageous premise, that becomes so difficult that most of us are reduced to tears and she to witch-like cackles.

Of course the fulcrum of that statement, as it so often is, is the definition of "Left." In this case Left would have to include abortion doctor shooters and bombers, schizophrenics trying to impress Jody Foster, people like Byron De La Beckwith and of course how can we forget those Islamic "Liberals" who blew up the World Trade Center and the Pentagon? If John Wilkes Booth can be a liberal, than there are only three conclusions we can make about Ann Coulter: Insane, dishonest or both.

When something like insisting that there is little danger to a president surrounded by angry opponents equipped with rifles and telescopic sights can inspire even Geraldo Rivera to say she's insane, logic again allows only two conclusions, Rivera is a liberal and ipso facto potentially violent, or he's right and she's insane.

Coulter has a long history of calling the police and claiming people are stalking her. She claims she's more likely to be shot than the President although one wonders about her reaction to being surrounded by armed men carrying signs calling for her assassination. She said nothing however, about being more likely to be fed rat poison than the Federal Judges she deemed worthy of such treatment. I wonder if she has a food taster - or if she eats what humans eat.

6 comments:

  1. Oh,and I thought this was going to be about left handed people. Being left handed, I would have had much to say, but imagine my disappointment at finding out that no, not a left handed, Southpaw type discussion, just another wacko pronouncement from the queen of sleasy, Coulter...

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  2. Poor goofy Ann. She's been reduced to a somewhat pathetic attention-seeking has-been.

    Hers was a mildly fascinating shtick for a while--sort of like a performing dog that answered "ruff!" when its owner asked what covers the top of a house and "ruff" when the same owner asked what sandpaper feels like.

    We got the trick, but laughed anyway.

    Now she's merely boring.

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  3. To me she always looked insane and she still does. Evil? yes of course, but insane, demented, disturbed, deranged and freakin' nuts.

    I'll also bet she's using coke or meth. Watch how she twitches and bounces and shakes.

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  4. "I'll also bet she's using coke or meth. Watch how she twitches and bounces and shakes."

    She's probably wearing those remote controlled vibrating undies. I saw a bunch of those at a salvage auction once. Some shifty looking guy bought them - could be a friend of Ann's...

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  5. I'm with Capt. Fogg and rockync...this disaster posing as a woman is on meth, vibrating undies, and in addition, the peroxide has seeped into the frontal lobe and eaten away all sense of common decency. What a bad joke this creature is.

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  6. And a worse joke that she can get on the air any time she wants, get away with voter fraud using intimidation and no one dares denounce her -- except us, of course.

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