Q: What do birds and bloggers give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.
What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing. Even then, don't do it.
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi.
Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them.
What happens if you default on payments to your exorcist? You get repossessed.
Why did the Cyclops have to close his school? He only had one pupil.
What do you do with a green monster? Wait until it ripens.
Happy Halloween, everyone!
why do humans do such things?? TOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
ReplyDeletePoor dogs.
ReplyDeleteMy fave is the cat with the blue wig.
ReplyDeleteThe most I can get Molly to wear is a pink Eukanuba bandanna.
I love the Sushi chef dog. lol. Apart from the Asian theme the pup looks just like my folk's chihuahua.
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween!
LOL!!!! These pics cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteHappy Halloween to all. Thanks for the cards, Octo. I, of course, had no need of a costume -- I went about my business as an allosaurus as usual.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Bloggingdino. As a creature of the past, and a creature of the deep, what need have we of such petty garb. Let those humans dress as popinjays.
ReplyDeleteBut methinks Patrick is right. Poor dogs!