Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Have a little tea with Ted.

Ted Nugent; where do I begin? Where does it end?

Obama is not only spitting on the constitution, but the Ten Commandments and the Golden Rule, he says It's hard to see the evidence and it's hard to know why he was silent about the unprecedented abuses during the Bush administration, unless we conclude that he's either psychotic, or a lying son of a bitch. The former seems certain, but of course much of it could also be attributable to ignorance. That he believes all Americans are commanded to worship Yahweh alone and keep a Kosher household and that the government is remiss in not enforcing this, can only be attributed to insanity - if indeed he believes or is even aware of anything he says.

I confess that I can't find any way to fit that old Golden Rule thing into the equation but for the fact that he's treating our basic institutions with extreme contempt while asking for something different than a government of laws and not of mobs for himself and his fellow tea heads. He certainly can't be saying that we shouldn't invade other countries or bomb civilians or overthrow elected governments because we don't want it done to us, because his favorite presidents are as famous for it as he is in being silent about them. Again, only rank insanity balances that equation.

"With the Mao Zedong fan club in the White House, a clueless, rookie president hellbent on spending like a maniac as unprecedented debt piles up all around him, and every other imaginable indicator of an America turned upside-down, it comes as no surprise that this insane level of madness has metastasized into a Supreme Court wherethe Bill of Rights is being trashed by clueless, dangerously insulated old people intentionally disconnected from the real world"


he says to Insanity Hannity about the dissenting vote on the Chicago handgun ban. I suppose he thinks Obama appointed those judges and that this hasn't been a contentious issue for a lifetime or two. But who knows what he thinks or if he thinks when he wraps himself in the flag and spews his tea at us. Surely it isn't often or deeply since he claims that Martin Luther King is his mentor and yet he's fond of shooting machine guns in his back yard.

Certainly it's more than hyperbole and more than just ignorance to call the administration a Mao Zedong fan club, certainly it's more than mere hypocrisy to blame Obama for trying to do what FDR did to ease the Depression and to ignore the fact that each and every Republican administration, at least from Reagan onwards, has set new levels of government size, expense, corruption, spending and borrowing while the Democrats haven't. But this is Ted speaking: Ted the flag waving teabagger who claimed to have been clean and sober all his life when talking to the Fox mob but to have dodged the draft by smoking Meth when talking to Rolling Stone -- and then tells us that he was lying to them but telling us the truth.

This is Ted blaming Obama for going after his massive arsenal of weapons when he didn't and the Court for banning them when it didn't. This is Ted telling us he is the will of the people, free elections and a majority vote to the contrary. This is the devil in a cowboy hat. This is horseshit wrapped up in a flag like some foul taco. This is just the failure they warned our founding fathers about.

Indeed, where do we begin with the Ted Nugent story when Ted Nugent himself says he's a liar and an addict and doesn't know MLK from Chuck Manson or Mao Zedong from a wishy washy middle of the road conservative? I don't know. I don't know where the teabag story ends either but it certainly doesn't end in a free, democratic country.

13 comments:

  1. Let us, with wild abandon, celebrate our own stupidity!

    Let us, find solace, in our own hubris!

    Let us, dance naked in front of the idol of mediocracy, while chanting 'Its Good Enough' in a drunken stupor!

    Let us blow smoke up our own asses and then blame the liberals because we wake up the next morning with shit all over our faces...

    Or, lets ask ourselves: Who is Ted Nugent and what has he done that is so special?

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  2. ... it's hard to know why he was silent about the unprecedented abuses during the Bush administration ...

    Remember when it was considered unpatriotic to criticize the president during a time of war? Yeah, I do. So does Natalie Maines.

    Ted Nugent and the rest of the Teanuts can be summed up in one acronym: IOKIYAR.

    Because everything and I do mean everything is always OK if you are Republican.

    Don't think the rest of the country hasn't noticed, Ted.

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  3. "...less we conclude that he's either psychotic, or a lying son of a bitch."

    Oh let's not be shy about it: Nugent is a psychotic, lying son of a bitch basturd. There. I said it.

    People like him and idiot rabid rightwing bloggers have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of thought.

    Nothing they say has any relation to the truth, but it sounds great to their fellow blockheads, and those fellow blockheads give them pats on their heads for their "incisive" observations.

    We need to accept that a certain percentage of our population will always be lazy, ignorant, and ready to blame everyone but themselves for their stupid choices and the consequences that result from them.

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  4. "We need to accept that a certain percentage of our population will always be lazy, ignorant, and ready to blame everyone but themselves"

    And too damned stupid to see it, but I won't accept it, I can't stand it and I hate it.

    4 more days and I'm outta here.

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  5. Nugent, From Guitar Player Magazine, April, 1978:

    "Right now I wire up six Fender Super Twin Reverbs and six Dual Showman Reverb Enclosures."

    Thirty five years of that, and you still expect him to have a brain?

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  6. The Capt. is BACK! And in fine form!

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  7. Ted Nugent!?! That was the best talking head Hannity could muster up?
    Who cares what Ted Nugent thinks!

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  8. Tao,

    Let us do so indeed! I think Capt. Fogg's phrase "foul taco" should be the name of a rock band -- if it isn't already.

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  9. There must be something in the drinking water, or the planets are out of whack. This nut case lives in my neighborhood.

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  10. At anytime now I expect to read or have blared on TV, TED NUGENT shoot and killed six people so far as he is held up in his fortress home with enough ammo to last ten years. Officers have been in negotiations with Mr. Nugent for hours. Through his many amplifiers he has been heard saying "follow me". Sharpshooters have been brought in....
    Unfortunately that's what I expect to hear from this lunatic...

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  11. Hey - Prince Mongo for President! He'd win by a landslide and Fox would back him all the way.

    Maybe it's a good sign that Fox has hit bottom like this. I'm waiting for MSNBC to give Ozzy Osbourne the microphone is response.

    I have to reflect on the late Hunter S. Thompson, who lived a similar life style, guns and all, but certainly had no tolerance for this kind of crap, but then Thompson had a brain, addled by booze though it was, and Nugent does not.

    There's some kind of 'law' stating that the stupid don't know their stupid, although I'm sure most of them have some suspicion they won't admit to, but they have these support groups, like the Republican Party, the Tea Bag bananarama, and other adult Kindergartens that allow them to blow hard and boost their confidence that they're the ones with the brains. They're the ones with the answers. It's like Revenge of the Nerds in recerse.

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  12. Jesus - that's they're. I'm only on the first cup this morning.

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  13. With so many reactionaries peddling the myth of a devotion to Martin Luther King and his legacy I'm a bit surprised the NRA hasn't stepped up and posthumously awarded the civil rights leader a special award and honorary membership.

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