So why shouldn't I take this opportunity to declare that Rand Paul is a failure as the Senator from Kentucky and why not start off with a nasty, childish nickname like Runt Paul, to reflect his father's superior claim, in my opinion, to be respected for his views. Oh, come on, it's an American tradition and I'm not even claiming he was born in Nepal -- nee-Paul, get it? Of course we don't know for sure, do we? He's ignored my request for a birth certificate. By the way, isn't is suspicious that he want to an expensive, elitist Ophthalmology school? Who paid for it and why can't he produce board certification? Where is Orly Taitz when you need a nutjob attorney?
And look, I've even got a plausible story. Remember how cutting earmarks was the important part of reducing the cost of government both in Runt's rhetoric and that of the GOP in general? Well, that was then and now that we've put away the Punch and Judy puppets, he's now just fine with earmarks as long as they are earmarked for Kentucky. But of course he's still not going to let Washington - or reality - change him as he explained to the Wall Street Journal. I mean he still hasn't let the end of segregation change him. He still thinks it's a violation of property rights - kinda like freeing the slaves.
Of course the federal porkbarrel is not all that large when held up against the Supertanker of Federal spending, even though that spending as a percentage of the GNP isn't quite as huge as it appears when spoken of in dollars, but that sort of relativity sounds socialist or at least overly obscure to the public and we don't need to go into it. Besides, and to his credit, Runt accepts that we're going to have to look at the Massive Military Budget too. Good for him! but maybe that's just a
So did you hear that Rand Paul wants to make our country weak and is soft on Terrorism?
Whee! Snark at its very best and most eloquent.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Rand Paul hate America? And is he still beating his wife?
ReplyDeleteVery eloquent indeed! LOL! Why does Rand Paul have a first name for a last name? I've heard that he wants to force all of us to reverse our given name and our surname.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if being named for a neurotic, libertine, reverse-communist with a fake name made his childhood difficult. I'm doing him a favor by calling him Runt in that case.
ReplyDeleteBut you know we still haven't seen his passport and people are talking about that wife beating thing, aren't they?