Wednesday, December 29, 2010

If this be Treason. . .

The Republicans like to use the word Tyrant a lot. Perhaps it's the same sort of tendency you find in liars and cheats and thieves of other types who use those words to describe those who threaten to expose them. Perhaps not, but I've noticed of late that there have been a lot of calls for summary and extra-legal executions coming from Right wing writers and hate shouters like good ol' love thy neighbor Mike Huckabee or Foxboy Tucker Carlson who "personally" would like to have had Michael Vick put up against a wall and shot even though dear justice loving Tucker professes to be -- you guessed it -- a Christian. Pardon me, but I'm confused.

If you find it hard to reconcile what you think you know about Jesus and non-judgmentalism and forgiveness with summary executions for animal cruelty, perhaps you're unaware of the overriding moral imperative of the Values Party: anything we do to undermine Obama and the Democrats is patriotic and is justified through patriotism because our word is law, not your damned Constitution. Barack Obama praised the NFL's Eagles for giving quarterback Michael Vick a second chance and of course Barack Obama is the Tyrant Prince of Darkness so if he does anything, it's a bad thing. Vick must die, even if those animal rights people are bleeding heart liberals and even if you don't give a damn about dogs.

Last Wednesday in my local paper, I suffered through a tortuous justification of summary execution for treason of the fellow who leaked those diplomatic cables to Wikileaks, the essence of which was that: had he leaked different information under different circumstances at a different time, some terrible thing might have happened. That's the basis of Mike Huckabee's equally loathsome demand for twisting the treason definition to allow the Republicans to kill their critics for the crime of informing the public that our allies aren't our allies and the government doesn't know what it's doing.

Of course if someone were lying about the failures of our government, that would be different. They'd get a regular show on Fox like Huckabee and Beck, make the big bucks and none would dare call it treason. The truth is what makes it bad, you see.

Never mind that something is exposed that would cause us to hang a foreigner the way we did an Nuremberg for, if we do it, it's not a crime. A bit like saying that if your aunt had had wheels instead of legs she'd have been a bus and so she can be sued for not picking you up at the bus stop this morning even if you don't ride the bus and she has legs anyway -- and you'd see the logic of that if you weren't a damned Libtard lover of tyranny.

Pfc. Bradley Manning, the fellow who embarrassed the military with his Afghanistan videos of course should be put up against the same wall for revealing the incompetence of Government, the lies, cover ups and perhaps the slaughter of innocents because after all, anything that doesn't cover up our misdeeds is treason unless the deeds have political importance for Republicans -- then anything is fair game and lawbreakers are heroes and patriots. Are you starting to get it? Criticizing the government is treason because it helps the enemy and there's always an enemy, don't you know -- except when the elite does it, of course, and you know who they are.

Yes, the government is corrupt, incompetent and can't do anything and so we're against it as long as that's actually false. If it's true and you prove it, you're a traitor and should be shot without due process. That's not tyranny -- a middle class tax cut is tyranny, ending insurance company abuse is tyranny, taking deadly contaminated meat off the shelves is tyranny, ending bigotry against law abiding citizens is tyranny, addressing schoolchildren on TV is Tyranny as bad as anything Pol Pot ever did. Making BP pay for their incompetence is tyranny and if you don't agree, the unelected leaders at Fox want you dead and aren't embarrassed to suggest that you be killed. Sic semper tyrannis.

14 comments:

  1. Gee, the way things have been going recently, I needed some comic relief.

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  2. Oops, forgot this one: County commissioner says homosexuals are sexual predators. Golly, gee whizzikers, these chaps are just miserable and unhappy unless they have someone to hate.

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  3. Just blogged about Tucker Carlson myself, and think he may have his bowtie a little tight lately... it's cutting off needed oxygen to his brain.

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  4. I have to wonder if any of their rhetoric is anything other than a calculated plot. They can't be as stupid as the things they say.

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  5. Captain - They can't be as stupid as the things they say.

    Pourquoi pas? Sure they can.

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  6. "They can't be as stupid as the things they say."

    Mon cher camarade, j'ai peur qu'ils soient!

    It's all the fault of their thick amygdalas!

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  7. Sic Semper Tyrannus was a cover line of an issue of 'The Incredible Hulk' back in the early 80's.

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  8. C' est toujours les plus cons qui se prennent pas pour de la grande merde.

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  9. I don't remember these conservatives calling for the execution of Dick Cheney, Scooter Libby et. al. for an act that destroyed a major American intelligence operation, and almost surely did result in the deaths of people.

    Kill a dog and die (if Obama has anything good to say about you;) kill American agents and you are just wonderful (if you are a Republican.)

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  10. Mark,

    It's also the state motto of Virginia and those were the words J.W. Boothe shouted after he murdered Lincoln.

    Eagle,

    Amazing how the story changes according to whose ox is being gored. Yes, it's not treason unless the Democrats do it. I would love to see Cheney live a long life -- behind bars.

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  11. 8pus,

    "Pourquoi pas?" Who you calling porky? and why is it getting so Frenchy in here?

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  12. did barrack wake up, feel good about michael vick and make the statement or was the statement approved and sanitized by his handlers?

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  13. Captain - why is it getting so Frenchy in here?

    Just having fun. Perhaps a small but defiant gesture to let all über-patriot bagheads know that the proper term for ‘freedom fries’ is ‘pommes frites’ and that the so-called official garb of the American West known as ‘denim’ is woven of cloth invented in the French city of Nîmes, as in ‘de Nîmes.’ Besides, its fun insulting bagheads … especially when they don’t know the language but think of themselves as premier grand cru sh*theads.

    Billy Pilgrim - did barrack wake up, feel good about michael vick and make the statement or …

    … or are there two kinds of dogs in this world: one meant to be pets, and the other meant to be pests who don’t capitalize proper names?

    Jeeze, why am I in such an INKY mood today!

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  14. Free floating snark: it doesn't need anything but the intent. So cheap and easy too -- did Barack Hussein brush his teeth this morning, or do all Libruls have bad breath?

    That's how America ends, you know. . .

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