Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Five Reasons Michele Bachmann is a Serious Threat

Prior to last night's GOP "debate" you could count me among those who hoped cheerfully for a Bachmann nomination on the grounds that she'd be an easy beat, but I am now reconsidering that position. It wasn't much of a debate, if anyone was expecting any kind of ideological breadth, but it did give us a glimpse of Bachmann's range, which has a much wider appeal than previously suspected.

Reason One: Formally announcing her candidacy during the debate was a definite P.R. coup, effectively insuring she would receive major coverage in the news stories that followed. She has reportedly hired Ed Rollins (a seasoned political veteran and the architect of Reagan's 1984 win) to run her campaign. There's a decent-sized demographic of conservative traditionalists who have a bad taste in their mouth from the Bush/Cheney/Rove era, but harbor serious nostalgia for beloved St.Ronnie.

Reason Two: Solid support from the Tea Party, even the fringier elements, with their stellar record of turning out at the polls, combined with her new-found ability to dial down the crazy after only a short period of intensive coaching from her new advisers. Not everyone is a political junkie who follows the daily antics of their favorite political heroes and villains, so the new audience she reaches may not be as acutely aware of her erratic track record.

Reason Three: She's female. The misogynist tendencies of the GOP aside, if you look at the older population, the demographic skews heavily female, and consists of women whose mothers and grandmothers were first-generation voters. As long as she stays away from Social Security and Medicare, she has a potentially strong core of mid-century American women whose biases include wanting to see a woman President in their lifetime.

Reason Four: If she gets the nomination, the Koch machine will be a driving force in her campaign, or at least keeping the gas tank full. She already shares their core economic values and there is an established network of astroturf PACs already in place to keep the propaganda flowing.

Reason Five: Complacency. The biggest danger in 2012 isn't tough old broads or rich white men or misty-eyed Reaganites, it's disaffected progressives. Dismissing a Bachmann candidacy as a non-threat increases the chances that this group will sit home on election day rolling their eyes and emitting exasperated sighs, bickering amongst themselves. You'd think that the clear and concrete evidence that the 2010 collapse in voter turnout yielded some truly disastrous results would have shaken this group up, but no.

I have personally spent my share of time snarking about Bachmann's various gaffes and her sketchy relationship with facts. I may have even called her stupid, based in part on her apparent failure to surround herself with smart people whose job it is to keep her from screwing up like that. I used to consider her in the same basic category as Palin, a Tea Party spokesmodel with questionable substance; however, there is one very major difference: Bachmann appears to be capable of learning from her mistakes.

If Bachmann continues to listen to her handlers and accept their coaching and counsel, she may turn out to be a more formidable candidate than previously expected.

9 comments:

  1. Godlizard,

    What you say sounds accurate to me. Romney isn't liked by the GOP base, and it's so obvious that he's running away from every reasonable thing he's ever done that it's painful to watch.

    Pawlenty looked weak during the debate in purely schoolyard terms, refusing to tag Romney with a silly name (Obamneycare) to his face.

    Bachmann is WAY to the right of the mainstream based on her past statements, but it's perfectly true that she speaks well and seems ambitious enough to take care in shaping a vote-getting image with the general public. It doesn't hurt that she's a very attractive woman, either. I think she's what Sarah has been trying unsuccessfully to be: a real candidate. I still don't think she has a prayer of beating President Obama if she wins the nomination, but I would agree that she is a credible candidate at least for her party, given just how far to the right the Republican Party has shifted in recent years. I think the misinformed and rather extreme stuff she's said in the recent past might put a cap on her standing with the general public, but who really knows at this point?

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  2. If a candidate cannot even stand on her own at her own press conference and announce her candidacy, I suggest she's similar to Mrs. P in creating "gotcha" pubic relations. Those are not qualifications, those are soiled tricks.

    Having Tea Party support is not a good thing.

    Female is a good thing. Not possessing a pair of physical nuts alone won't do it either.

    She won't get the nomination.

    Getting the nomination would have to show the entire Republican Party has surrendered all its ideals to the fanatics.

    But hey, any of the "candidates" at the debate will be as entertaining as a cable reality show. - Charlene

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  3. Charlene, I agree that any of those things taken separately are probably negative, but put them together (older female vote + Tea Party vote + religious right vote) and add a healthy dose of good advisers to tone down her extremism, and I still see her as a threat.

    Between now and 11/2012 the GOP is going to do everything they possibly can to screw things up and hammer away at the President. If he can't pull a long string of economic miracles out of his butt between now and then, he *is* in danger from any GOP nominee.

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  4. Dino: Yes, she's an attractive female. When she doesn't have the Crazy Eyes. When she puts her Fanatic Face on, though... look out.

    Theosaurus: You're forgetting one thing. The Koch Brothers won't let her get the nomination - they don't think they can control her. As you said, erratic. She's a True Believer, and that makes her difficult to point in the right direction.

    Mittens, on the other hand, is easy to control. He's already proven himself to be more than willing to abandon every position he's ever held if he thinks it will get him a seat at the adult table.

    The Koch's didn't get where they are by taking chances on an uncertain weapon when they've got Old Reliable waiting at the door. (OK, technically they got where they are by being the sons of an oilman, but that's a different narrative entirely.)

    Plus, we're talking about Bachmann. Already, within minutes of declaring her candidacy (many minutes, but still...), she coughed up her first hairball of the campaign.

    "I do support a constitutional amendment on -- on marriage between a man and a woman, but I would not be going into the states to overturn their state law."

    Think about that for just a second. Let it sink in. And if she has that minimal a grasp of how the Constitution works, just think what wonders we'll have in store for us in the coming months.

    (To be honest, I foresee them eating their young as the campaigns grind on. Things are going to get awful ugly out there on Pachyderm Road...)

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  5. Yes, Bachman can be a serious threat except that she has made a few not-so-good suggestions for the past few days. It's difficult to choose the right person for the Presidency from among the candidates. But voters need to get to know them and think wisely.

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  6. If we had wise voters, none of these people would have been considered. Our system is not only poor at selecting the best and brightest, it keeps them away from access to nominations and has more to do with how the apes choose troop leaders.

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  7. THEOSAURUS! @Nameless, I need to totally thank you for that, while I'm kicking myself for not thinking of it.

    @All of you, thank you for helping to assuage some of my fears. My greatest fear is a breakout success candidate that manages to appeal to enough of those devoted voters, the ones who never stay home to make a point.

    I've already committed to do some phone work for the campaign at some point, in spite of the fact I don't really like making phone calls (even to people I know) because we just cannot afford another collapse of voter turnout.

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  8. Bachmann: "I do support a constitutional amendment on -- on marriage between a man and a woman, but I would not be going into the states to overturn their state law."

    "Think about that for just a second. Let it sink in. And if she has that minimal a grasp of how the Constitution works, just think what wonders we'll have in store for us in the coming months."--NC

    But isn't the above one of the reasons she's so appealing to the fringies? They don't know anymore about how the Constitution works than she does. "She's one of us!" is how they view her. And they're correct.

    In a rational country that values its history and laws, she would have been shunned and ignored a long time ago.

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  9. Since many are not happy with Obama, reason 5 might be the biggest problem. A low Democratic, liberal vote could be the deciding factor. Which is why Republicans are passing bills to inhibit the liberal vote.

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