My humble cephapologies for playing hooky these past few weeks. Rest assured, Octo has not abandoned my fellow beachcombers.
My moving experience has been interrupted by a brief remodeling project. It seems the carpeting in my new abode is unsuitable for cephalopod habitat, so I am replacing the rugs with plush beach sand and hanging kelp and sargassum wallpaper before the furniture arrives. Ahh, the comforts of home!
The remodeling project and moving experience should be completed by early July at which time I will return with some truly shocking stuff.
Meanwhile, here is a story for the seafarers among you:
A large and beautiful ship sails across the Atlantic. Men in elegant tuxedos and women in luxurious evening gowns are gathered in the grand ballroom. Suddenly, the Captain interrupts the festivities:See you all in July.
Captain: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. Which would you prefer?
Voices in the crowd: The good news ... the good news!
Captain: We will win 11 Academy Awards.
I am trying to picture octopus furnitue - all I am coming up with is clay pots tipped on their sides.
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ReplyDeleteOctopus furniture here and here. And here is [modesty prevents] in the privacy of home.