Thursday, August 4, 2011
You want some santorum on your toast?
It seems to me, anyway, that if somebody had the "Google problem" that Santorum does, he might just back off a little. You know, stop being the most outspoken gay basher outside of the Westboro Baptist Church, maybe. (Especially now that Dan Savage is threatening to make it worse.)
Especially as we approach the 2012 election season, the frothy mixture would love to change the results you get when you google his name, but he really doesn't have that option (short of hiring a mob of hackers to roam the internet, chopping out all references to his name anywhere near any mention of anal sex, anyway).
But, considering the nature of his problem, don't you think it would be smart to avoid certain actions? For example, wouldn't it be smart for him not to offer to hand out free samples of Santorum Jelly at the Ames Straw Poll?
It's just a thought.
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Update: (8/14/11) Oh, for Christ's sake!
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After reading your post, I recall a Republican commentator call Rick Santorum, "The stupidest person on the planet!." Perhaps it was Upchuck Scarborough, but I can't recall for sure.
ReplyDeleteSo I performed a quick Google search to jog my memory. I typed in the words "rick santorum' and "stupidest' and came up with
1,200,000 results in 0.05 seconds. A moment later, I hit the search button again, and Google returned 1,280,000 results in 0.07 seconds, an increase of 80,000. Speaking of a Google problem ...
As of this moment, the Dow is down over 300 points, but Santorum is up by 80,000. Please everyone! No thanks needed for this hot investment tip.
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Majid,
Word of advice: Invest in Santorum futures. Stupid is 'IN' this year.
Say what? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Idjit!
ReplyDeleteWhose dumber, the hypocritical cretin or the people who vote for him?
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