Florida legislator Ritch Workman, a Melbourne Republican, is too small a man to pick on someone his own size, so now he wants to legalize dwarf tossing. A pointless intrusion on personal liberty, he proclaims, one that takes “away some employment from some little people."
In one more sign of our times, Workman thinks Big Brother has no business looking after little brother, so he wants to give dwarves the 'freedom' to find work as a human bowling ball. In his view, a dislocated shoulder or a broken neck beats unemployment; although the non-profit group, Little People of America, disagrees: “It dehumanizes dwarves in the name of entertainment ...”
In one more sign of our times, Workman thinks Big Brother has no business looking after little brother, so he wants to give dwarves the 'freedom' to find work as a human bowling ball. In his view, a dislocated shoulder or a broken neck beats unemployment; although the non-profit group, Little People of America, disagrees: “It dehumanizes dwarves in the name of entertainment ...”
Moreover, Mr. Workman, the Melbourne Republican and devoted family man, favors legalizing adultery - but not gay marriage or medical marijuana - and he has the full support of Florida’s Grifter-in-Chief, Governor Rick Scott. The story is no laughing matter depending upon whom you consider to be the laughing stock:
ya, that Good Ol Party.... next they will wantz to legalize panty raids, off color Jewish jokes or other really really important things. Tax Dollars at work.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? Are these the same righties who like to throw rocks at unsuspecting large simple dinosaurs? I suspect as much.... they look like the same crowd.
ReplyDeleteSure the same righty bastards who will shoot a Marine in the head for protesting peacefully. But as far as I'm concerned we should allow everything. I mean build an arena where we let wild animals fight unarmed immigrants - that would employ a few in an area where no real Americans would volunteer and by all means let's allow dog fighting ( voluntary of course) and let's legalize feeding wild alligators so we can feed the damn barbarians to them.
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