Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Mormons Necro-Dunk Obama’s Mama

Old news, no matter how old, sometimes carries new meaning - especially in an election year. Here is an old Huffington post originally reported on June 6, 2009 and updated May 25, 2011:
Mormons Baptized Obama's Mother: CONFIRMED 
ABC News has confirmed reports that Mormons posthumously baptized President Obama's mother five months before the election. 
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Last June 4 -- the day after then-Sen. Obama secured enough delegates to win the Democratic presidential nominee -- someone had the president's mother Stanley Ann Dunham, who died in 1995 of cancer, baptized. 
The baptism was first reported by AMERICAblog's John Aravosis, who found an ordinance record on the Mormon genealogical Web site, FamilySearch.org.
To an atheist, a posthumous baptism may seem silly, inconsequential and harmless. However, the concept is downright disrespectful and offensive to practitioners of another faith – especially to the families of Jewish Holocaust victims. You don’t necessarily need to be a religious Jew to understand the seriousness of the offense. If your ancestors lived as Jews, were persecuted as Jews, and died as Jews, you want your ancestors to be remembered as Jews – not as posthumous Mormons. It defiles the meaning of the Holocaust.

Regardless, this post is not about Jews or Mormons or posthumous baptisms but about annoying and cloying manifestations of exceptionalism. What gives anyone the right to assert the superiority of his or her religion, political affiliation, ethnicity, custom, or nationality over mine, or over anyone else for that matter.

No, America is NOT the greatest nation in the world. It depends on what you call "great." For food, I prefer France. For food and clothing, I prefer Italy. For beer and bratwurst, I prefer Germany. For a stiff upper lip, go to England.  Want to save my immortal Seoul?  Go to Korea.

10 comments:

  1. I prefer Scotland for a good Scotch, France for a fine wine, the Dominican Republic for a fine cigar, Portugal for great food and brandy, Latin America for dance music, Italy for clothes, Thailand for the spiciest and hottest of cuisine, Peria for exotic beauty, and the initial promise of America for freedom and liberty.

    Oh, did I neglect to mention France for women? Sorry hun... I'll make it up to you.

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  2. Didn't know that they did a post-bapt of her. I must say, that custom is just about the tackiest thing imaginable: it reminds me of the forced conversion in Act 4, Scene 1 of Shaxspere's The Merchant of Venice: the Jewish character Shylock must "presently become a Christian." Modern audiences usually find that conversion barbaric, though it's far from certain that the Bard's own audience would have found the same.

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  3. I have a special feeling about forced conversion, a Christian blood sport for thousands of years. I have many personal heroes who are that because of the way they reacted to attempts to convert them, but it's more than tacky to go after those who can't defend themselves by reason of being deceased or thereby being unable to go to the stake defiantly. It's rather ghoulish actually, like body snatching.

    I thought they had agreed not to go after Jews any more and if they haven't, I intend to bring up the matter in an emphatic fashion, but should they try it on my postmortem self I must remind all that if it should prove possible to take it with you, I do intend to go onward heavily armed.

    So hands and prayers off my ancestors -- would any Mormon folk like me to dig up their grandpa and circumcise him? I thought not.

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  4. I had heard that they agreed to stop post-baptizing Jews, but have they in fact stopped doing that? I don't know. I think this is a practice that many Mormons generally believe in very deeply, and I don't see them giving it up easily.

    They had better not try to baptize any of my fellow dinosaurs by dunking an oil deposit. Leave the departed lizards alone! I myself am a firm believer in the Dinosaur Gods Who Dwell in Perpetual Ease upon Sacred Mount Gondwana, and I need no Mormonizing, thank you.

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  5. Why is it that the more that I learn about Mormonism that the phrase that keeps popping up in my head is WTF?

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  6. This came up on a blog that I frequent at the time it happened. My comment (and sentiment) of that day are unchanged. I will leave a portion of my massive fortune to whomever whacks the mormon who does such a thing to me.

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  7. Posthumous baptisms are a great way for Mormons to anger and alienate non-Mormons. The practice is beyond presumptuous.

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  8. Well they sure as hell have angered and alienated me

    Is there maybe a way to do a reciprocal postmortem damnation on Mormons who engage in such antics? Of course it wouldn't work any more than converting a corpse would, but someone who thinks he's going to become a God with a harem on another planet -- and that special underwear will help -- might just believe anything.

    Sheria,

    It's a rare kind of a religion that doesn't give me the same WTF reaction, but having tried unsuccessfully to read the Book of Mormon several times and having given up in bewildered disgust, I have to rank it at the top of the ridiculous list. It takes more than some very feeble attempt to make up a baseless story in clumsy 18th century English, I'm afraid.

    But lest anyone think I'm trying to insult Mormons in general, I'm not. Most are just as likely to be nice people as Muslims or Methodists are, but I'm under no obligation to pretend that Joseph Smith wasn't a clumsy ( and probably horny)fraud. I'm also quite happy to insult anyone else's holy books and I think I've read just about every last one.

    Besides, their book insults people of Native ancestry, African ancestry or if you ask me, anyone with other than white trash ancestry and that they changed it under duress, proves its tenets come from them not from the angel Moron-eye.

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  9. Capt. Fogg,

    Didn't Mark Twain describe the Book of Mormon as "chloroform in print"? I seem to recall as much.

    As for reciprocity, I suppose the Curse of Ernulphus still operates. Better watch that one, though -- I think it works even if you only half mean it.

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  10. I found this notion so bizarre and pointless, I looked it up to see what if any was the rationale behind posthumous baptism. From what I can determine, there isn't anything rational about this practice. But I did discover that "The LDS Church teaches that those who have died may choose to accept or reject the baptism done on their behalf." So I like to imagine millions of dead Jews giving the Mormons the finger and returning to their game of chess or something.

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