Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Poor, poor Pammycakes

There are, to be honest, a number of bat-shit insane people in America today, who somehow manage to continue to walk among the normal citizenry as if they were useful, contributing members of society.

But we're talking about one specific drooling lunatic at the moment. And her name is Pamela Geller.

Ms Geller, most famous for blogging in a bikini, is a woman of many talents. She's a raving racist and a willing contributor to any conspiracy theory to come down the pike. She was an early birther, a right-wing blogger, and, two years ago, she was added to the stable of contributors to that Mecca for right-wing conspiracy theories, World Net Daily.

Experience, though, doesn't necessarily lead to wisdom, despite what many people want you to believe. I suspect that she's had full-blown syphilis for so long that she has relatively few brain cells that don't misfire on a regular basis.

As evidence, I present this little essay, entitled The end of America: Why Romney lost.

Most of us are pretty clear on why Romney lost: because Mitt Romney was roughly as electable as Vermin Supreme. But not to the rabid Republicans. To them, Obama won because he was giving out "free stuff." It's their latest idiotic catch-phrase.

It's also the thrust of Pammy's argument here: Obama won because of "free stuff," and America is now being destroyed from within. And then she pulls out some random rabbi, who has the most fascinating non sequitur ever: because Obama was elected, the Jews have to leave America.
And given Obama's relentless hostility to Israel, Pruzansky says, "this election should be a wake-up call to Jews. There is no permanent empire, nor is there is an enduring haven for Jews anywhere in the exile. The American empire began to decline in 2007, and the deterioration has been exacerbated in the last five years. This election only hastens that decline. Society is permeated with sloth, greed, envy and materialistic excess. It has lost its moorings and its moral foundations. The takers outnumber the givers, and that will only increase in years to come." His conclusion for American Jews is stark: "We have about a decade, perhaps 15 years, to leave with dignity and without stress."
See, that's another insane meme that they like to peddle: "Obama hates Israel." Because, you know, ignoring the billions Obama gives Israel in foreign aid and the fact that US-Israeli relations are at an all-time high, Obama must hate Israel! Because... because... because blacks don't like Jews, right?

(At least, not since Sammy Davis, Jr. died...)

In order to get to the conclusion that Obama hates Israel, you have to blatantly, openly ignore reality, but that's what they do best at Whirled Nut Daily. Reality and its left-wing bias have no place in their dark, fetid imaginings.

Which is when Pammycakes decides it must be time to openly break Godwin's Law.
And scarier still is the tenuous status of Jews in America. It’s hard not to draw parallels to persecuted Jews in once-friendly nations and their subsequent persecution, expulsion and slaughter. To think that Poland was once the Israel of Europe. Millions of Jews made Poland their home and had a long history there of over a thousand years. And in three short years … complete annihilation.

German Jews, meanwhile, were so very vested in the motherland they considered themselves Germans before Jews. They were war heroes for Germany in World War I.

How long do Jews have in Obama's America? How long before we can't walk down the street with a kippah or a Star of David? This is already reality for Belgium Jews, Swedish Jews and French Jews. Large portions of Norway are already Judenrein.
Judenrein - "clean of Jews." It's a Nazi term from the Holocaust.

Yes, that's right. Pammy thinks that Obama will be setting up concentration camps now. Because... because... I don't know. I'll be honest: her "logic" broke down so thoroughly that I have no idea how she got from the top of the page to the bottom. Her rambling and gibbering looks a lot like English, but you can almost see the crazed eyes and the drool pooling on her tits.

Let me see if I can help you out a little, though. That last little bit there, where she's talking about the terrible fate of Jews in Belgium, Sweden and France? Yeah, I don't know where she gets that. But that bit about "large portions of Norway are already Judenrein"? Yeah, I tracked that one down: it's from an urban legend that was going around, mostly on email, that there were only 800 Jews left in Norway, and they were preparing to leave because of anti-semitism. No less an authority than the Anti-Defamation League already smacked that one down. But hey, just because it's a lie doesn't mean we shouldn't keep it going, right?

Fortunately for Pammy, the Affordable Care Act that she hates so much will cover psychiatric counseling. Maybe now she can get the help she so desperately needs.

7 comments:

  1. You'd think the righties would love Obama for all the black Somalies he's had killed and all the Muslims he's had Navy Seals and drones kill.

    Man. You just can't make these nuts happy no matter who you kill.

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  2. I still remember the New York Times Style piece, which did her the honor of portraying her as New York chic single mother blogging from a Manhattan penthouse, but then proceeded to enumerate her many sins and sinful compatriots.

    It is a great mystery to me, these right-wing Israelis and right-wing American Jews. I will never forget how somebody posted American Jewish youth in Jerusalem hating on Obama after the 2008 election. My best friend right now is an eighty-nine year old Jewish guy from Minnesota who built apartment buildings and made a rather handsome living for himself and a couple of generations to follow him. Don't get him started on republicans. He always says that when the little guy does well, that's when he makes money too. He loves to tell me that he knows guys like Romney who don't want to pay their fair share of taxes. Red-blooded, dyed-in-the-wool FDR democrat. Hates fucking republicans. Worked on a kibbutz after the war.

    When I was a ten years old, I attended an all-white, upper middle class school in La Jolla. Seventy kids in the fourth grade class, sixty-six of them were all wearing "Nixon's the One" buttons provided by the son of a local doctor. Four of us hippies preferred to hang out by the monkey bars and talk about McGovern. Two of my little chums were Jewish. Every year of my life in schooldays, my best friends were Jewish. Starting with my crush on Katya when we were five. My lasting friendship with the guy that she loved the best, Monte Frankel. Susan Fisher in fifth grade. Funniest, most intelligent girl I had ever met. Paul Lasker in seventh grade. His mom drove us down to the Apex Music in 1972 where I bought a second-hand Farfisa mini-compact. We played music together when I was cutting my teeth. Best pal in college, a guy named Ray. Big curly Jewfro! Beautiful cat. All children of Jewish professors and intelligentsia.

    I think it's all of the military aid to Israel that has changed the outlook. Obviously Israel faces some very serious threats. Even the liberal Jewish professors on UCTV that I hear from time to time will express some tacet support for Bush’s war in Iraq. Who can really blame them. But, the Netanyahu-Romney unholy alliance aside, I fully believe that Obama has Israel’s security concerns at the forefront of his Middle Eastern foreign policy.

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  3. Hot chicks blogging stupid shit!

    That is a specific formula for making six figures annually for women on the right. Think Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and a host of others.

    It works for Fox News (the channel of the hot blond chicks) and Megyn Kelly.





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  4. I hear that major portions of Antarctica are also Judenrein. Those bastards! I need to buy some more ammo, right now.

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  5. Nameless,

    Conspiracy theorists would be next to helpless without urban legend. Instant "fact" for the non-reality-based community. All they need is a few thousand "OMG!" responses, and that's as good as a liberal sprinkling with ultra-holy water.

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  6. Jews anywhere in the exile???
    Lost it moorings???
    The only one who seems to have lost their moorings is Pam.
    You're right, there just has to be a number of bat shit crazy people in the world. Otherwise where would we get blogpost fodder on a slow news day. :)

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  7. ‘Large portions of Norway are already Judenrein’.Now that is pretty much true. Large swaths of land in Norway are totally devoid of Jews. As well as any other human beings. It’s called wilderness. Otherwise Norwegian Jews are, like everybody else, free to do whatever and live wherever they want.
    No doubt about it, there is a degree of anti-Semitism in Norway, as unfortunately there is in many European countries today. But it is absolutely not accepted on any level, politically or socially. Maintaining that ‘Large portions of Norway are already Judenrein’ is an outrageous and blatant fabrication. Like her sister-in-arms, Anne Coulter, Pamela Geller is not only bat-shit crazy, she is a dangerous person, spreading hate and disinformation behind her like a pestilent virus. Save us from the poison of the Lunatic Fringe.

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