Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Breaking up is hard to do

Ted Cruz, AKA Rafael Edward Cruz, the Tea Partootie who would be president in 2016, has finally contradicted his official position that he is not a Canadian citizen and declared his intention to renounce it so as to avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest.  Knowing how difficult it is to renounce US citizenship, I have to wonder if a simple renunciation will suffice for Canada.  The IRS, you see, assumes that the only reason to do so is to avoid paying US taxes and it's my understanding that they will consider you liable for same for ten years after you flee to some tax haven, vehement renunciation notwithstanding. You're a US citizen until they allow you not to be and in the eyes of European financial institutions you're an American for life.

But there's the Communist elephant in the room -- Cuban communist that is. At first face it seems that having been born to a Cuban father resident in Canada, "Ted" would be eligible for Cuban citizenship  under Cuban law as well and indeed under the Cuban Adjustment Act he could be considered to be  a Cuban national. It's certainly a more valid hypothesis  than the idiocy about Obama's divided loyalties we've listened to from Republican idiots, crooks and liars (if you'll pardon the tautology) for years.

So if the requirement to be a "natural born" American is to avoid such conflicts of office that would ensue if a US president could also be the Prime Minister of Canada and hold simultaneous office in Cuba wouldn't that argue against the interpretation that being foreign born to one American parent is sufficiently "natural" to fulfill the requirement?  I think the interpretation needs to be that a candidate be like Bruce Springsteen,  Born in the USA.

Not of course that Rafael Edward Cruz meets many other minimum standards. But if turnabout be fair play, can't we -- just for fun -- start our own Birther madness and require him to prove that he's not a Communist agent as well as the Canadian Candidate?  Seems fair to me.


6 comments:

  1. Oh my! Here's the Birther Bash we've all been waiting for. Pass the Tabasco!

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  2. We'll do the Bash
    We'll do the Birther Bash
    (with apologies to Bobby Pickett)

    Raised in Canada to be a Commie
    He's red like his daddy and his mommy.

    And it don't matter what the Party say
    He wasn't born in the USA.

    Castro's his cousin, so is Raul
    You know Ted Cruz is a Communist tool.


    The Tea Party is afraid you'll find out Ted has a tattoo of Che Guavara on his ass. Ever notice you only see him with his pants on? If Ted is elected the first thing he will do is appoint his Cuban father who fought for Castro as Secretary of the treasury so he can start "spreading your wealth" to the indigent, indolent "takers" who don't pay taxes and get free medical care while you struggle.

    The family name Cruz was shortened from Krushchev. His father fought with Castro ( and this is actually true) in the Cuban revolution and claims he didn't know Castro was a Communist.

    His mother's name was Darragh, changed from Daraschevsky -- an associate of Leon Trotsky.

    This is fun. I could do this all day.

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    1. Bravo! I like it. You are in top form today, Captain.

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  3. The funny thing is that his dad really did fight alongside Castro according to Wikipedia - and claimed ignorance. Can you IMAGINE if Barack Sr. had carried Bin Laden's luggage and claimed he thought he was Santa Claus?

    Apparently the Republicans can.

    I hope it's Cruz in '16. I really do.

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    1. Dang! And I hope your Bobby Pickett parody goes viral. I really do.

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