My nonagenarian father has been having problems keeping his blood pressure up. I suggested watching Ted Cruz reading Dr. Suess. Perhaps I should have titled this Green Eggs and Spam, but all in all, it really isn't funny. No attempt by a bought and paid for, zealot for hire to block the democratic process with endless impassioned idiocy is really funny. Unfortunately it isn't rare or unique any more.
But if you're feeling calm or tranquil and even happy with life
If the day is fair and sky is blue
And that bothers you
I've just the thing you'll want to view: