Thursday, January 23, 2014

Huckabee's 'Uncle Sugar' Comment? Translation: 'Uncle Inquisitor'

According to Mike Huckabee: Women 'Cannot Control Their Libido' Without The Government.




Here is a shamelessly hypocritical exercise in projection: Mike Huckabee has opposed equal pay protection for women, opposed a woman’s right to chose, supports state-sanctioned vaginal probes to shame and humiliate women, supports an employers' right to veto contraception and healthcare benefits for women, and has made insulting remarks about rape and birth control. Time for Mike to SHUT THE HUCK UP!

Today, Louis Gohmert pyled on with this comment: Government Lures Single Moms into Servitude with Welfare. His comment appears to be part of a larger Republican offensive to reverse their flagging fortunes. Except for this: His and the Huckster's counter offensive is patently offensive to women and more noxious than unfettered flatulence.

Since yesterday, another pale male from the Gee-Ohh-Pee has dribbled onto the public toilet seat: Rick Santorum Defends Huckabee. A devout Catholic, Frothy is no expert on Catholic women.  Why?  An estimated 98% of Catholic women of childbearing age use contraception. What Huckabee, Santorum, and other social conservatives are trying to accomplish is to turn government into an enforcer of religious doctrine. Has any spokesperson for the Gee-Ohh-Pee read the anti-establishment clause lately!  Uncle Sugar or Uncle Inquisitor? Funny how you can always re-frame an argument.

11 comments:

  1. I'd ask Republican men to stop talking about lady parts until they either understand them better or grow some of their own, but ... well .... please proceed, Governor..

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  2. If women cannot control their libidos, as Huck alleges, then how does he explain this statistic: 98.8% of all forcible rapes are committed by men and a mere 1.2% by women. Indeed, Governor, please proceed ...

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  3. Succinctly said, Mr. O. The Huckster is a shameless hypocrite. He also knows nothing about women if he honestly believes that the majority of us will fall for his inane blathering about women's libido, a topic of which he knows naught.

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  4. Results are in: Since the Huck-A-Bee broadcast, more and more women are developing deeper and more meaningful relationships with their vibrators.

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  5. Ol' Huckabee really has a knack for making unctuous and odious remarks about quite a number of topics. If they have a category for that in the Guinness BOWR, I think he belongs in it. These people are to the public discourse about politics and society what certain fanny-gyrating, lip-syncing, auto-tune-happy "performers" are to the realm of genuine vocal excellence.

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  6. Is there any help out there for us wymmens with these out-of-control libidos. I mean they're all over the place, and the place is a mess!

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  7. What I want to know is how does Huck KNOW about all these wymmen with out of control libidos, personal experience? And, if so what would that make him?

    Just wondering about these weighty issues like this. If we don't find the answers our very civilization could crumble.

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    1. Fer sure - one look at Huck should be enough to make most women forget they ever had a libido.

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  8. Rachel Maddow points out that "In 2005, Mike Huckabee signed a measure to require insurers to cover contraception. In 2014, Mike Huckabee condemned Democrats for doing the same thing."

    Which is a polite way of saying Huckster is a lying dirtbag trying to lie, cheat and steal his way to the top.

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