Monday, October 20, 2014

Announcement: Help Wanted

By (O)CT(O)PUS

This watery realm known as The Swash Zone has always been a favorite meeting place for beachcombers. On any given day, you never know what ideas, curious oddments or strange spars of knowledge drift ashore and collect at the high tide line. Beachcombers always find those fished up trophies and take strange gain away.

People too come and go like flotsam on the currents and gyres of life.  Sadly, having lost our great sea-hoard of riches through attrition, we seek new writers to join our floating fellowship. Do you have ambergris, rare inlays, or special expertise to share?  Are you interested in casting messages in bottles upon the waves for posterity? If so, please contact your intrepid cephalopod here: SwashZone@Gmail.com.

1 comment:

  1. Thus far, I received three inquires:

    Male Enhancer: New growth and girth guaranteed” (Oct 22, 2014 – 3:50 AM).

    Reasonable Drugstore: Amazing! Via Gra as low as $0.99” (Oct 22, 2014 – 5:07 AM).

    Democratic Majority Makers: Donate now!” (Oct 22, 2014 – 12:56 PM).

    These inquiries seem to share this theme in common: Limp and Flaccid. Shall we network them?

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