Well maybe not to everything, but to some things there is a season.
The Flu comes around in the Autumn, at least in South Florida when the
tourists arrive with their runny noses. Hurricanes come around in the
Summer. For other things, like bigotry and propaganda however; like
ignorance and intellectual laziness it's constant. Other things come
and go but the bullshit never stops.
Got an e-mail
today with a massive address list. It began HOORAY and told the
recipients that we had narrowly escaped a fatal attack on the sacred
second amendment when the Senate voted down a UN treaty that would
demand confiscation of guns. Of course the Evil Black Man was behind it
but we should remember all those Democratic Senators who voted against
our divine right to run guns to terrorists and vote them out of office.
Strange
to say, that vote was in May of 2013 and unfortunately many of those
Senators now have to work for a living. Did this fabricated charge
help the GOP hijacking of the Senate? And of course the treaty in
question would have no effect on domestic gun laws or rights whatever.
It was aimed at restricting international arms trade -- and remember the
US is a major player -- to prevent sales to terrorists, insurgents and
to countries violating human rights treaties. HOORAY! Hooray for the
liars and Hooray for the damned fools who support them at their own
expense because there is nothing too stupid, too dishonest, too
ridiculous for the moon motivated morons of America to believe. No
conspiracy too unlikely, no slander too foul to attribute to the
gun-grabbing, big spending and N**** loving Democrats
You
have to wonder who supports arming ISIS or Boko Haram or any such
groups, but of course the answer is right in front of us: the NRA and
the GOP and all the ignorant, hate-filled and demented Americans who
spread this crap like special sauce on a shitburger in the hope of
poisoning Democracy and ousting the Dreaded Black Man in the White
House.
Remember when Clinton secretly turned over the
command of our armed forces to the UN? Of course not, because, like all
the other lies, slander and libel it wasn't true and so far all the
predictions, accusations and "revelations" about Obama have not and
likely will not materialize, but when this country finally fails, and
the Bible-quoting, weapon-waving big buck barbarians pick over the
corpse of American liberty and prosperity who will remember that they
supported it?
I agree with Michelle Bachmann on the End Time. Famine, pestilence and war are the three Malthusian forces that will bring on the Apocalypse – all being sound policy platforms of today’s GOP. So I say get rid of health insurance to give pestilence a head start, stop all food production, and start wars wherever you can.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of kind, humanoids are a doomed a species, and my kind will be farm-raising your kind in less than a thousand years. There will be no redemption based on Good Works; you will earn a place in Aqua Culture Heaven only if you taste good.
8 legs good, 2 legs bad -- I think that's how it goes, but I think it refers to tastiness. I have it on good authority that Republicans taste like rubber boots even if you cook them slowly and marinate them overnight.
DeleteNo, humans don't merit survival. Elephants might never forget but humans never remember. All the crap about Clinton turning over the armed forces to the UN, about those FEMA death camps being built in the desert, the NAFTA highway between Canada and Mexico, the underground bunkers beneath Philadelphia hiding nukes to be used against us by the UN -- the bullshit never stops. None of the dire predictions about Obama has come true: the double dip recession, the impending bankruptcy, the Death Panels, the massive tax increases, the escalation deficit spending, the adoption of Sharia law. None of it is true but all of it is true in a world disconnected to reality. It hardly matters what you say, true or false or simply demented, it goes on and on and on.
I'll be eating Polvo until my dying day when I go to that final resting place known as the great oyster bed.
ReplyDeleteO Oysters, come and walk with us!' The Walrus did beseech. A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,. Along the briny beach
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