Friday, February 5, 2016

It's Always High Noon in Tallahassee

The Florida House has now passed a bill allowing Floridians with concealed carry permits to openly carry firearms, even on college campuses.  Good guys with guns, doncha know. It's what made Deadwood such a peaceful place in the 1870's and Gene Autry rich in the 1950's.  Hey come on, didn't you dream about being a Wild West cowboy when you were a kid?

Many people will of course react in horror and fear and panic and they, like most Americans, don't know that 45 states already allow it and many without any kind of permit needed. 13 states at least require some sort of license and at least Floridians who want to flaunt firearms would  need to be fingerprinted and investigated and to have passed a course of instruction.  Even Hoppalong Cassidy and the Lone Ranger didn't have to do that back when America was great, but  I can't wait for Governor Scott to sign this one.  Hi Ho Silver!

Is it going to cause a bloodbath?  I certainly doubt it, and in my 70 odd years I have only seen anyone carry openly while hunting or walking about their farms or in very remote areas -- except for cops, of course. That still makes me nervous.  It feels a bit odd, I admit, but those who do carry concealed weapons legally can stop worrying that if the wind blows their shirt open and reveals a gun or knife they won't go to jail as the law now provides. It's not all bad.

It certainly provides a further degree of polarization however and reduces the likelihood of the vociferous phobics ever agreeing on anything, and that's not a good thing, but what after all is getting better in our culture of fear and outrage? I'm to the point where I really accept the madness and embrace the horror - or the humor - as an outside observer.

Any mention of the American Gun Problem simply accelerates gun sales. Every rampage shooting lengthens lines at the gun store and every proposal or suggestion or casual mention that something might be done does the same thing. I might do well to sell guns and buy Stock in Smith and Wesson.

No, I don't think much will actually change, except perhaps in the Florida Legislature where another bill passed will allow Florida's Senators and Representatives to bring their guns to work.  As long as we can watch it on TV, I'm all for it.   Legislative showdown?  You ain't seen nothin' yet!

12 comments:

  1. The issue of ‘open carry’ boils my blood and drives me into rage. Two months ago, the Scripps newspaper chain published a shorter version of this post that appeared at the Swash Zone. Every goddam gun nut jumped on my editorial - scores of them! Many of them looked up my profile on FaceBook, and at least two of them threatened to find my address and plant signs in my front yard.

    The subject of guns brings out every goddamn nutcase in the county, assailing any person who writes about it in ways that don’t mesh precisely with their viewpoint.

    These FUCKING ASSHOLES are nothing less than TERRORISTS! If I am forced to arm myself, it will NOT be to protect myself from criminals in fear. It will be over FUCKING ASSHOLES who don’t respect my free speech rights and who will use bullying and intimidation to silence me.

    I HATE THEM, HATE THEM, HATE THEM more than you can possibly know !!!!!!!!

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    1. Thanks for your thoughts and info, sweetie.

      Every time I read one of your aforementioned gun-buying or shooting-victim stories I can't help thinking that they need their own country. Away from us, anyway.

      The Arctic may do nicely until it melts away - leaving them to the mercies of polar bears, etc.

      Not that I'm bloodthirsty.

      But still.

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  2. Is such rage good for a cephalopods blood pressure (O)CT(O)PUS?

    What frightens these goons of whom you speak is that ultimately the power of the pen, er keyboard is more powerful than the gun.

    As I've been known to say from time to time, "bring it on boys"! These dudes are chickenshit weenies.

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  3. Too many subjects bring out the vermin. I think it's better for the health to embrace the horror and just be a dispassionate observer. Thinking you can make things better is bad for you.

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  4. "in my 70 odd years" !!!! Wha'? you don't count the even ones??? I think that is a great idea! Gonna call AARP and see if I can market it!!

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    1. Well, most of them really have been kinda of off.

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    2. yupperz. mine too. I feel that there a multitude of bullshit laws being passed,gun measures,voter laws that do virtualy nothing to enhance the quality of life for any citizens but allow dipshit teaparty pols the opportunity to proclaim "PROGRESS".

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  5. "Many of them looked up my profile on FaceBook, and at least two of them threatened to find my address and plant signs in my front yard."

    Is there something about STALKING and feeling THREATENED that I failed to communicate in my last comment? Something about hotheads invading my privacy and looking up my property address ... all in effort to bully and intimate! Damn straight I'm angry! And YES; I did report the matter to law enforcement!

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    1. It is wise you reported them

      Hopefully the chickenshit weenies aren't somehow connected to law enforcement.

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  6. This is why I gave up on posting to the local papers on anything in anyway to do with politics or religion. In these parts guns are both.

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