Monday, May 30, 2016

Let it Rain

There ain't no drought in California
There ain't no flames in Hell
The snow don't fall in North Dakota
His hair is free of gel.

The rain it runs into the sea
Because of Uncle Sam
It's all about some kind of fish
But Trump will build a dam!

"There can't be no climate change"
His beer is always cold
And all his lies are really great
The finest ever told.

The bear it's said, goes to the woods
When he needs to take a dump.
America goes to the polls
To vote for Donald Trump

9 comments:

  1. The bear at least has the sense to go to the woods to take a dump. Drumpf shitz in plain sight. Daily.

    Many Americans will surely vote to make Drumpf shitz a staple of American life.

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  2. The bear at least has the sense to go to the woods to take a dump. Drumpf shitz in plain sight. Daily.

    Many Americans will surely vote to make Drumpf shitz a staple of American life.

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  3. In plain sight and all over things I hold dear.

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  4. As the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s illicit activities while serving as Secretary of State continues, the nation waits in suspense to see whether or not she’ll actually be indicted by the Department of Justice. However, a new report spells serious trouble for the Democrat front-runner, and if it’s true could be a turning point for politics in our nation.

    Over the weekend, the Huffington Post first published, then deleted a lengthy article stating that an indictment is coming for Clinton. The mysterious circumstances surrounding the story only add to the speculation that reporters at HuffPo know more than they’re letting on, and should terrify anyone working with the Clinton Foundation during the time for which it’s being investigated.

    As we all know, the investigation itself should have been wrapped up in late 2015, but as more evidence has been uncovered, the criminal case into Clinton has been growing and has expanded far beyond its original charge. Now charges such as espionage, perjury, and influence peddling have been added to the mix, and should FBI Director Comey be able to prove the allegations, Clinton is going to be in some serious hot water.

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  5. Sorry, but nothing pisses me off like people who plaster patriotic shit all over their drawers and then have the arrogance to try such basically dishonest, prejudiced and mostly false arguments on me. It's a fucking insult and an insult to my country and to anyone who ever put their lives on the line for truth, justice and America.

    I'm not stupid, you little worm. I've been around for a long time, Mr. Patriot. Obama's is the 13th administration in my lifetime and I have a good memory. I listened to all the Ken Starr crap ( he now admits it was) and the "investigation" is admittedly political and just as much so as the effort to dispose and incapacitate Bill Clinton. It's fake and your's is a party of liars crooks and child molesters with a bible in one hand and a gun in the other. Just what the fuck do you have to be proud of?

    You don't even have the honesty to call it allegedly illegal activities, you smug bastard. Your party is the author of half the world's problems and you have no ability to deal with it or the decency to slink away in shame like Nixon. Just like your sociopathic pencil dick leader all you can do is lie, cheat, insult, and lie some more.

    Espionage my ass, you ignorant slut. I suppose Colin Powell was a spy too, right? He's already told you to go fuck yourself and sniff somebody else's underwear and I'll tell you the same thing.

    That Republicans can't win presidential elections any more has as much to do with your fake investigations and idiotic charges and your crippling the government as it does with the morons and sociopaths and crooks you nominate. Give it up. Anybody who backs the worst candidate in the history of the country is no more than a greedy, dishonest stooge and apparently you're proud of it.

    But hey, if there's no drought in California and you believe that Clinton is a spy, I suggest that maybe your mother had Zika, you pinhead microcephalic blowhard. you make me ashamed to be an American, you nasty little creep.

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  6. Oh, yeah - and fuck you. I forgot to say that.

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  7. Aim and fire for effect ❌❌❌❌

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  8. Hillary Clinton will not be indicted. Trump, on the other hand, has some legal issues that could do some damage to his campaign. According to a former employee who signed up suckers for Donald's real estate seminars "I believe that Trump University was a fraudulent scheme, and that it preyed upon the elderly and uneducated to separate them from their money". According to the article Trump University: It's worse than you think "whatever happens to the legal cases, the allegations will dog him all the way to November". So we're looking at as yet to materialize "indictment" against Hillary Clinton (that very likely will never materialize) versus Trump's very real legal difficulties. We know Trump was involved in a scam to defraud his "customers" of their money. If it looks like a conviction is in the cards it could be a turning point for politics in our nation. Which might be that Hillary Clinton is elected by the largest majority in recent memory. That, or we'll start seeing many of those "miss me yet" billboards for Obama shortly after Trump is "elected" (but they won't be a bad joke like they were re bush).

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  9. Perhaps Trumpsky will be found in contempt of court for insulting a federal judge.

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