PSYCHIC OCTOPUS RECEIVES DEATH THREATS

Markos of the Daily Kos: Meet your new pollster.

If you've been following the World Cup, you know about Paul, my little nephew who lives at Sea Life Aquarium in Oberhausen, Germany. So far, Paul has used his nine brains (one main brain and eight smaller ones in each arm) to pick the winners.  Paul has perfectly predicted the outcome of all six German World Cup games.

Last week, Paul predicted Spain to win over Germany, a prognostication that did not please his captors. Today, his prediction came true: Spain won, which means six for six, a new record for my precocious cephalopod nephew.

For his own safety, we need to hustle Paul out of Germany ... fast.  Markos needs a new pollster. How about Paul.