Monday, July 12, 2010

UNEMPLOYMENT, CLASS WARFARE, AND VICTIM BLAME: MORE GOP HYPOCRISY

Four years ago, Ben Stein, the conservative commentator for the New York Times wrote this article, In Class Warfare, Guess Which Class Is Winning. He recalls an interview with Warren Buffett, chief executive of Berkshire Hathaway, who says the rich do not pay enough taxes as a percentage of what they can afford to pay, or as a percentage of what the government needs to close the deficit gap:
Mr. Buffett compiled a data sheet of the men and women who work in his office. He had each of them make a fraction; the numerator was how much they paid in federal income tax and in payroll taxes for Social Security and Medicare, and the denominator was their taxable income (…) It turned out that Mr. Buffett, with immense income from dividends and capital gains, paid far, far less as a fraction of his income than the secretaries or the clerks or anyone else in his office (…) “There’s class warfare, all right,” Mr. Buffett said, “but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning.”
Whenever this subject - closing the deficit gap by raising taxes on the wealthy - is the topic of conversation, free market voices raise the ugly specter of 'class warfare.'  At least Ben Stein and Warren Buffett are willing to be honest and reveal an inconvenient truth.

After 30 years of supply-side economics, the argument that lower taxes will stimulate the economy and raise tax revenues is so discredited, one wonders when the corpse will finally be laid to rest.  In the last year of Clinton’s administration, the government raised over $1 trillion in tax revenue - generating a surplus. By 2003 after two Bush tax cuts, revenues fell to $794 billion - adding $2.7 billion to the national debt. Of course, when Republicans lose one argument, they can always muster another: “Don’t raise taxes; cut spending!” Fat chance when the country is mired in two wars and a severe recession that has impoverished the middle class. When you lose two arguments, why not muster a third:
At the 1992 Republican Convention, Vice President Dan Quayle attacked the concept of progressive taxation with this question: “Why should the best people be punished?”
Quayle’s remark offers us a glimpse into a Republican mindset that regards the richest people as the “best people” at the pinnacle of an economic, social, and moral order.  However, when the serfs and vassals lose their jobs and go on unemployment, then they must be considered defective and unworthy and undergo devaluation.

At least, this is the attitude of GOP Senator Jon Kyl who says: “In fact, if anything, continuing to pay people unemployment compensation is a disincentive for them to seek new work." I cannot imagine a more callous, cruel, and dishonest argument: When the economic policies of your party bring economic ruin to tens of millions of people, blame the victim!  Try finding work when there are no jobs available, or try raising a family on a paltry unemployment check. How can the senator honestly claim an unemployment check is preferable to a job when creditors threaten to foreclose on your home and take away what’s left of an already tormented life!

On a scale of moral depravity, there is no one lower than Senator Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) who wants mandatory drug testing of all unemployment insurance recipients. “Too many Americans are locked into a life of a dangerous dependency not only on drugs, but the federal assistance that serves to enable their addiction,” he claims.  In other words, according to the twisted logic of Senator Hatch, everyone on unemployment is an automatic drug user suspect who will be ordered by the state to urinate on command … or lose benefits.  If you are unemployed and broke, then it must be your fault.  If you are unemployed and broke, then you are a suspected felon. If you are unemployed and broke, then you are deserving of suspicion.  These days, the last refuge of a scoundrel is victim blame.

An estimated 10 million people are receiving unemployment insurance in some form, and another 2 million people receive no aid because their benefits have expired.  Meanwhile, Senate Republicans have filibustered an unemployment insurance extension bill.  They rationalize their callous disregard of human suffering in the name of ‘fiscal responsibility.’ If the Democrats want a $10 billion unemployment extension bill, they demand, then Democrats must find ways to trim $10 billion from the federal budget. Except for one minor detail:  Republicans refuse to consider the hundreds of billions of dollars in federal subsidies and tax benefits that privilege their wealthiest patrons.

The latest list of richest people published by Forbes magazine includes 27 American billionaires who made their fortunes by managing private equity investments (…) Is it fair that they pay tax on their extravagant incomes at only a 15% rate when everyone else in the country has to pay up to 35%?


Who could be opposed to closing a tax loophole that allows hedge-fund and private equity managers to treat their earnings as capital gains -- and pay a rate of only 15 percent rather than the 35 percent applied to ordinary income? (…) The House has already tried three times to close it only to have the Senate cave in because of campaign donations from these and other financiers who benefit from it. (…) Closing this particular loophole would net some $20 billion.”
Meanwhile, what is to become of the millions of people who lost jobs through no fault of their own … those formerly ‘honest’ American workers suddenly turned indigent and ‘dishonest’ for having turned poor? Take away from the rich to help the unemployed? But that’s class warfare, which is socialism, which is un-American! We can always expect Republicans to hide their policy failures behind specious arguments, or demonize those who are NOT their patrons, or dismiss any human suffering that does not advance their political ambitions; but never, never, NEVER expect social justice from a Republican.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

CEPHALOPODS 8, HUMANS 0

My nephew Paul has done it again! A clean sweep! Paul predicted 8 consecutive World Cup soccer wins with uncanny accuracy. It makes an Uncle Pus proud. Story here.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Off with his hair!

Yes, it's hard to get behind anything the government of Iran does: stoning people to death, building nuclear weapons and all that, but to give credit where it's due, they do have the same lack of tolerance for certain hairstyles that I do and when it comes to demonstrating intolerance, Iran has few equals.

Yes, I'm all for freedom of expression, but there are limits and the mullet haircut is beyond that limit. As I'm concerned, ponytails on anyone over 60 and greasy spikes or Mohawks on anyone of any age are an abomination unto the Lord. So yes, I'd be right at home in the Islamic Republic and they certainly agree with me over there about what needs to be stomped out if the human race is to avoid divine retribution. Police in Iran can lop off that ponytail and that mullet can earn you jail time -- and rightly so. As I said, there are limits.

Of course, being a land of compassionate conservatism, Iran has provided an illustrated compendium of hairstyles that, according to Jaleh Khodayar, the man in charge of the government- backed Modesty and Veil Festival, are acceptable in light of "Iranians' complexion, culture and religion, and Islamic law." See for yourself:


Friday, July 9, 2010

Just Had To Share...

From Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Mark Fiore, a case of vuja dey all over again.



And a Bill Day cartoon to make your day:

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Have a good weekend, Zoners!

Drill Baby Drill!

Think 'Drill Baby Drill' has been set aside for the nonce while a bazillion barrels of toxic crude poisons the gulf? Think again. Think it's wise to re-examine the permits issued by a government agency that's been run the Oil producers for aver a decade now that we know they've been rubber stamping every request without bothering to asses the danger? Think again and remember our new national anthem: Drill Baby Drill.

Agree with the dittoheads that Obama is the problem? That if he had or hadn't done some nebulous thing we'll think of if we have to, that we wouldn't have had this mess? Of course you do even though his attempt to make sure we wouldn't have another blowout before we've stopped this one has been shot down by courts to the tune of Drill Baby Drill. It's a victory!

Yes, the real disaster is Barack Obama and we'll all smile and nod approval and even giggle when our friends tell us 2012 will be "the end of an error." 2012 - we can get back to calling people traitors for criticizing the government. We can restore the cap on BP's liability and teach those lazy unemployed people to eat tar balls and shut up.

Maybe we can take advantage of the new corporate personhood by electing Exxon as president; replace congress with the Shell Oil board of directors or even make Sarah Palin Chief Justice if we can count on her not cutting and running halfway through. The possibilities are endless.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

UNITARIAN JIHAD

Lady Blah-Blah

Contrived extrapolations from the trivial and inconsequential event to gross generalizations, sweeping condemnations and general non sequitur makes up so much of the right wing blather that I'm tempted to say that blissful silence would ensue if it were to stop, and inclined to pray for it.

What kind of "journalist" would pounce upon small children for giving away lemonade because they didn't truly understand the concept of profit? Lady Blah-Blah herself, Terry Savage, of course. Jumping from her car, she writes, she admonished them for not being capitalists and likely scared hell out of them. Of course that only constitutes being rude, self important and nasty and the verbal abuse of children. Yes, that's a prerequisite for being a Republican pundit, but what elevates her to the ranks of the truly despicable, is her blowhardian expose in the Chicago Sun-Times in which she rants about welfare, government subsidies for things other than oil drilling and the decline of America. She tilts at all the usual windmills with all the same old cliche arguments having nothing to do with the innocence of Kindergarteners and the righteousness of profits and all at the expense of some cute little kids who have yet to learn just how nasty, pompous, self-righteous, dishonest, stupid and bad at their jobs Right wing columnists can be.
"If we can't teach our kids the basics of running a lemonade stand, how can we ever teach Congress the basics of economics?"
The government does not exist to make a profit, and if, as you say, unemployment benefits will only impoverish the employed, you owe us an explanation of why your version of capitalism has done exactly that, why no new private sector jobs were created by it in 8 years and why each Republican administration has brought us ever increasing expense and debt and ever decreasing standards of living. Never mind tiny tots and lemonade -- explain that.

Sorry, Terry, perhaps some of the 6 quarts of botox you pump into your aging face every morning has leaked into the parts of your brain concerned with basic human decency and has totally paralyzed any notions of honesty. Yes, Terry, we can teach our children about economics - they're already learning thanks to your having driven us over a cliff. No Terry, these are just babies, and sorry, we all know what a profit is and no we're not having a recession because we try to help struggling Americans and keep them from the Dickensian hell you dream about every night.

We're suffering high unemployment because of your insistence that Giving the very rich a tax break will create new jobs, raise government revenues, reduce the tax burden on the middle and working classes; because of your insistence that businesses will resist cheating and corruption and fraudulent activities if we no longer test their claims, audit their books and make fraud itself legal. We're suffering not because some kid you made cry hasn't been reading Ayn Rand, but because you're still reading it while each and every one of your and her bogus axioms has been proven false over and over and over again. At least the girls you're exploiting are giving away real lemonade instead of the toxic and even lethal witches brew you're giving away.
"The Declaration of Independence promised "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." It didn't promise anything free. Something to think about this July 4th holiday weekend."

Stop me if I'm wrong, but it didn't say anything about subsidizing Oil Drilling or looking the other way while our resources are stolen; while we're sold fraudulent securities by fraudulent corporations, while the government starts wars for profit and gives away billions to friends of the Vice President either. It didn't promise corporate feudalism and it didn't suggest a Randian denial of responsibility or a great many other things you're trying to work into the discussion of a lemonade stand. If that's the best you can do, perhaps it's time to shut the hell up and send the RNC their check back.

A decent human being -- and by that I mean someone other than you -- would simply have given the girls a dollar and told them they would earn some money to replace their stolen bicycle by charging, but no, not you. You made it into a baseless condemnation, a sales pitch for calamity and a caustic attack on the innocence of childhood. You found it more important to bear false witness against your country than to protect the feelings of small children who will doubtless remember the nasty witch screaming NO! from her car for the rest of their lives.

If people like you can call our President Pol Pot and Hitler in the same breath simply for talking to them about making the future a better one, I can certainly call you worse for trying to perpetuate the same twisted economic madness that's brought us to our knees as it did in 1929 and screaming it at our kids. I can call you all kinds of things with a clear conscience but none can be so damning as the name you've made for yourself.

GARFIELD ON THE GULF OIL CRISIS


PSYCHIC OCTOPUS RECEIVES DEATH THREATS



Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Markos of the Daily Kos: Meet your new pollster.



If you've been following the World Cup, you know about Paul, my little nephew who lives at Sea Life Aquarium in Oberhausen, Germany. So far, Paul has used his nine brains (one main brain and eight smaller ones in each arm) to pick the winners.  Paul has perfectly predicted the outcome of all six German World Cup games.

Last week, Paul predicted Spain to win over Germany, a prognostication that did not please his captors. Today, his prediction came true: Spain won, which means six for six, a new record for my precocious cephalopod nephew.

For his own safety, we need to hustle Paul out of Germany ... fast.  Markos needs a new pollster. How about Paul.