Thursday, April 23, 2009

Tough guy Ed Rollins

Well what can we expect Ed Rollins to say when he tries to make a case for Barak Obama's weakness? After all Rollins can't make much of a case for anything but "toughness" in the Reagan administration he worked for or indeed the party he's long been part of. Not that he will get specific about Reagans testicularity, because if a Democrat had "cut and run" in Lebanon, Ed would still be howling about his effeminate weakness. But one can't take Ed for anything but a low key polemicist, an Ann Coulter without the filed teeth, a Lower fat Limbaugh with less gas content. It's all theater; all a continuing part of the fear mongering the humiliated GOP has been using to make us feel good about giving up freedom and prosperity and distract us from the abject failure of all its promises.

So Barak Obama wants to be loved, says Mr. Rollins. Horrors!
"He wants to be loved passionately and daily"
he writes for CNN.com as though he could know. As though he learned of the presidents innermost dreams through pillow talk: as though he weren't building yet another straw man, stuffed with pot-pourri and dressed in lace panties.
"He wants to be loved by the Democrats on the Hill and even the Republicans who have still not given him any love." (despite many having voted for him)
"He wants to be loved by the Europeans who have made a career out of badmouthing U.S. presidents and their policies."
which is Ed's way of placing the blame for calling them all Terrorist supporters of the Axis of Evil because they didn't agree about our false assurances about Iraq on them rather than on George Bush's glaring weakness of character.
"The real example of searching for love in all the wrong places was last week's lovefest south of the border when, in effect, he appeared to be hugging Castro, Ortega and Chavez who have spent their lives fighting everything the United States stands for."
continues the puffed up patriot, twirling his baton, wacing his flag, wishing you could believe that George Bush's Chavez handshake was fundamentally different than Obama's Chavez handshake which, to a prejudiced eye appeared to be a "love fest" and that these banana republic leaders were, by dint of socialistic ambitions "fighting against everything the United States Stands for." The very nerve of showing basic respect instead of making threats! The very weakness of decency and dignity!

Perhaps they do fight against some of the things we stand for, in their own countries, Like Ronald Reagan's death Squads and the fuedalism of foreign corporations, but as a threat to the security and way of life of our republic, they can't do the kind of damage that's been done by Rollins' party, nor are all the things we've been standing for, like torture, military aggression, supression of dissent and bombing the bejusus out of innocent civilians, all that worth defending. I hate to mention it, but Jesus lost his life fighting against many things we've wasted time standing for, nor did he think love was such a terrible and weak thing.

Still Obama should court respect, says Ed, meaning fear. He should just spit on these spic bastards and tell them in no uncertain terms just how many bombs we could drop on their miserable citizens just for voting against our wishes, like we did in Veet-nam. Fear is what we want, not love: grovelling, abject submission to the will of the American President, through fear.

Now of course appealing to the basest sentiments of the public with slander and libel and a smorgasbord of false accusations as the Republicans have done, is really all about wanting to be loved; only it's more pure by virtue of its dishonesty and hostility.

Consider the torture memos. Obama was weak fo releasing them: weak for allowing the Justice Department to decide who to go after and sorst of all, he looks weak, says Ed, to both the people who wanted to hide the information and the people who are our for Republican blood.
Weak if he does, weak if he doesn't. In fact the courage to ignore the passion of either mob must be weakness, right?
"Weakness is the death knell for a president. With 1,366 days to go before this term is up, Obama's got to get tougher or he will be viewed as a personality who reads well from a teleprompter."
So Ed is already partying like it's 2012 and he's trotting out that shibboleth about telepromters to prove his comfort with the most childish and idiotic of his party's giggling points. Pretty weak Ed, I'm sorry to have to say it.

But that's what America liked about Kommander Guy Bush and Reagan - toughness - reading tough words written for him by arm chair belligerants like Ed. I just wish someone would define the concept well enough to differentiate it from pandering, from intransigence, stupidity, dishonesty, unwillingness to learn -- even to make peace.

I just wish politicians like Ed Rollins could explain to me why it's wrong to expose atrocities rather than be grateful to the perpetrators who have allowed us 1200 some odd days of not being attacked by a dozen or so saboteurs -- and why being so pants-wetting fearful justifies taking our freedom, respect, dignity and prosperity away while he whimpers about Obama being weak.

15 comments:

  1. Stretch! Reach! Grab that word and turn it inside out...

    "Spinnin' to the Oldies" I call it.

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  2. Damn! Capt. Fogg! That was righteous!

    Rollins wrote:

    "...he appeared to be hugging Castro, Ortega and Chavez who have spent their lives fighting everything the United States stands for."

    Hey Ed! You mean like torturing prisoners and breaking treaties, laws, you mean spying on our own citizens? You mean starting pre-emptive wars on nations that did not attack us?

    Because, pal, thanks to Bush and Cheney, that's what we stand for now, and it will take years for Mr. Obama to undo the debasement of our ideals and our values the Bush administration forced on us all.

    We became a Banana Republic under those two criminals.

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  3. You gotta admire the loyalty and discipline these Republicans have. They blindly stick to a talking point no matter how ridiculous.

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  4. "He wants to be loved passionately and daily"

    HEY! I want to be loved passionately and daily! Where do I sign up?

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  5. The transparent, pathetic buffoonery of it all -- the worst part is that people take it seriously.

    He's weak, but he's a tyrant. He's a communist but a fascist: he'd have to have a thousand heads to be half the things they'd like you to believe he is, but saddest of all, what they want in a president of their own is Napoleon and they want it because they're weak, trembling worms who dream of an empire.

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  6. .. . and . . . he's pompous as all hell.

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  7. BTW - fellow Zoners - PLEASE forgive my absence lately. I have been struggling with health issues & am swamped with work. Sorry not to be pulling my blogging weight lately.

    Squid

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  8. Sorry to hear you are under the weather, Squid. I hope you get better soon.

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  9. Squid, feel better ... we're always here whenever you're ready for us. Cephalopods stick together!

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  10. This was reported today by CNN:

    "Venezuela to give island to New Jersey"

    Venezuela will give a 300-acre island in the Delaware River to the state of New Jersey, the governor's office announced.

    Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez used the Earth Day celebration to announce the transfer of Petty's Island.

    The Venezuelan-owned Citgo Petroleum Corp. had bought Petty's Island -- between Camden, New Jersey, and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania -- to use as a fuel storage facility. The island is home to a pair of American bald eagles as well as several great blue herons and state-endangered black-crowned night herons, New Jersey Gov. Jon S. Corzine said in a news release Wednesday.

    Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez announced the island's transfer as part of Wednesday's Earth Day celebrations.


    Loveless and jealous, Mr. Rollins?

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  11. I have to admit Chavez has a sense of humor and much skill with ironic gesture.

    We could use a counterpart over here.

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  12. Its a shame that a majority of Americans take themselves so seriously that they miss the irony in so much...

    Like my sister said yesterday, "...when was the last time that anyone paid any attention to something said by a woman standing in a bikini in high heels?"

    But you know, riding the idignation will most likely get her a chance to run for political office with all the support that the GOP can muster...

    You go girl!

    Believing that a girl being paraded around in a bikini and high heels can be disrespected and not taken seriously for her convicitons; Imagine that!

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  14. It seems Rollins loves Obama after all (or the mighty Captain Fogg has finally gotten through to Reagan's Rollins), Ed Rollins Gives Obama An "A" For Keeping Country Safe:

    Appearing on CNN this past Friday, longtime strategist and Reagan campaign manager Ed Rollins gave Barack Obama an A grade on his handling of national security, insisting the country was just as safe now as it was under George W. Bush.

    "I would give him an A," Rollins said. "I don't think we've lost one iota.... He's put a very strong national security team around him and I think he's made some correct decisions early on here that are keeping us safe.
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    I do believe, Captain, you turned him away from the Dark Side.

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  15. " just as safe now as it was under George W. Bush."

    Oh great - the biggest attack on the US since 12/7/41 while George was on the job.

    I don't trust Rollins. It's got to be a trick.

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