Saturday, August 15, 2009

How does it feel?

It's tempting to make all kinds of comparisons between the angry arrest of Professor Gates and the not so angry exchange between the scruffy looking 68 year old police found strolling through a minority neighborhood of Longbranch New Jersey last month. They had received a call from a resident concerned that a suspicious looking white man was wandering around. The funny part though is that even after confronting him, the two officers in the New Jersey Police squad car didn't seem to know who Bob Dylan was.

The experience of growing old sometimes only feels like everyone else is growing younger and you hear quips about knowing it's happening to you when the police, your doctor and all the other "authority" figures turn into children. I wouldn't necessarily expect a 24 year old to know all the much about the seminal figures of 20th century culture, but Bob Dylan? Who else looks or sounds like Bob Dylan?

The elderly gentleman accompanied the two officers whose combined age is less than three quarters of his own, back to the Ocean Place Resort and Spa where the tour was staying -- where he was identified by the no doubt amazed roadies.

There's no information about whether the police asked for an autograph, but I doubt it. They thanked him for his cooperation, but it's not like he was any kind of celebrity after all.

5 comments:

  1. Wow, Dylan is 68! I didn't need to know that.

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  2. And due to genetics, Dylan was not cynically able to play the race-card over this as Gates did.

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  3. What the fuck is a race card? That thing you got from the Aryan Nation? Or is that just another one of the cliche's you use to put together something that looks like a comment?

    Bob acted like a nice guy in a mellow mood and you have to pull more race hatred and cheap cynicism out of your ass?

    And you think Jews never have to listen to racist shit from people like you?

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  4. I'm talking to you dipshit. Was that too sloppy for your finely tuned intellect or are you looking for a way to deny you said what you said?

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