Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The meaning of is

It's funny how the things that characterized the United States in it's best and most prosperous years are being characterized as bad for the country and a one way valve in the sewer pipe that leads to Marxism, while the days before we had things like unemployment insurance saw poverty, hopelessness, homelessness, broken families, social unrest and egregious injustice far beyond anything we've had in generations.

Why for instance are unemployment benefits bad for America? because they encourage people to stay jobless said smiling Senator Jon Kyl (R-AZ) Yes, I've noticed that the families living in old cars, scrounging in dumpsters and sleeping in the woods or in shelters are really living the life of Riley in increasing numbers these days, taking vacations in the sun while hard working Republican Senators who have free health care have to support them. I mean that we were once the most productive people on earth even with social security, unemployment and disability benefits doesn't really tell us anything, does it?

Of course being of the same party, Republican Senate Whip Kyl would likely have defended most anything fellow Republican Senator Jim Bunning (R-KY) said that was an attack on one of those things that makes us a nation rather than a bunch of individuals looking out for themselves alone. Unemployment benefits are one of those things: things that make us a society with common goals and values rather than serfs doing without to support the lifestyles of corporate barons -- and Senators.

Of course to a Republican, a hypothetical reason for something to be bad is more to be believed and waved about as a tribal emblem than any mere empirical observation to the contrary. Unemployment insurance makes people lazy and unwilling to work, just like life insurance makes them want to die, health insurance makes them want to have surgery and liability insurance makes them suicidal drivers -- and insurance itself, being a system for pooling risk, taking a small amount from each participant so that no individual has a catastrophic loss, must therefore be Communism. The true Randian Monad will never accept any cost that might benefit anyone else as well as himself -- right? Of course the idea of insurance is saved from Communism only if instead of a 3% administration fee, someone makes 30 or 40% from it: the more money, the more justified by the grace of profit, amen. Unemployment insurance

"doesn't create new jobs. In fact, if anything, continuing to pay people unemployment compensation is a disincentive for them to seek new work,"

says the Senator, but of course that depends on what the definition if is is. If is denotes observable reality, the statement is shaky for want of evidence. If is denotes adherence to ad hoc dogma nailed together as an obstructive barricade, then perhaps Kyl makes sense. I'll leave it up to you as to whether you believe his peremptory proclamation or your lying eyes.

If you do side with Mister Jingles from Arizona, I'd like to ask you why, if we can't afford to temporarily keep the unemployed from starvation without running the risk of irreversible Communism and the irretrievable loss of precious bodily fluids, why then can we can bail out millionaires and give them special tax relief without similar concerns? After all, experience dismisses the argument that they will create jobs with the extra millions and shows that they will buy unregulated derivatives, invest in hedge funds and pump up the market until it crashes. Kyl? Are you listening? Kyl?

9 comments:

  1. Goodness gracious, Captain, you're smoking! Your posts today are even more fiery than usual -- and, as always, right on.

    These men, Bunning, Kyl and their whole bunch, are just obscene. We talked about the importance of empathy in approaching "the other side," but when the other side does its best to make itself appear non-human, it's a tough call to empathize with them.

    There is a serious evolutionary gap between Republicans and the rest of humanity. Nay, between Republicans and the rest of the mammalian world, where, after all, empathy and compassion are rampant and even reach across the species.

    I read Kyl's remarks and almost keeled over. WTF? What rocks do these men live under? Do they know anything about their fellow human beings? Do they really believe that people would rather live from handouts than find gainful employment that sustains not only their physical lives, but also supports their dignity?

    Do they stop to notice that there are no jobs to be found, thanks, in a large measure, to the effects of their own lousy governance?

    Boggles the mind to no end.

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  2. The sheer dishonesty of some of these people is breathtaking, isn't it? I mean, now the opinion-setters are referring to reconciliation as "the nuclear option" to make it look like passing a health-reform bill would be a Communo-Fascist-Islamee Radical coup against our sacred republic. I really don't think the right-wing talking heads and alleged newscasters are THAT stupid (though they may come close), so it follows that their contempt for the intelligence of their audience must indeed be boundless. "Make up altogether and repeat early and often" is the formula here, and it seems to work a great deal better than it should. Just how rockpile-dumb does a person have to be to think "reconciliation" is "the nuclear option"?

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  3. As Chris Hayes said last night on Countdown, Kyl's remarks describe the republican employment plan:

    If you are unemployed, get off your fat ass and get a job!

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  4. Great minds fall in the same ditch, Capt. I lead with Bunning today as well. Of course his antics are not crazy at all. He's acting a role as a front man for the GOP.

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  5. Of course unemployment is the fault of the individual; that makes one with a job feel superior to the 'sucker' that lost his job...

    Those are Kyl's supporters...

    The same people that enjoy taking videos of themselves beating up on the homeless...

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  6. Captain,

    Two excellent posts. Thanks.

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  7. Elizabeth writes:

    "There is a serious evolutionary gap between Republicans and the rest of humanity. Nay, between Republicans and the rest of the mammalian world, where, after all, empathy and compassion are rampant and even reach across the species."

    Here! Here! Splendidly put. I congratulate you for characterizing, most perfectly, the Republican Monster. Thanks.

    Oh, and great post captain! I must stop by more often.

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  8. This kind of thinking is so neanderthal why do people keep voting for these primitive beings. Why even bother to write about objecting to their thinking, as if their thinking is worthy of being responded to.

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  9. "If you are unemployed, get off your fat ass and get a job!"

    One finds that wormy meme in the political rhetoric of the Early Depression era. Republicans regularly insinuated that the real cause of high unemployment was laziness and lack of thrift. They're still asserting that Government spending extended the suffering when facts prove otherwise - but of course there's one born every minute and that keeps Republicans in business.

    "as if their thinking is worthy of being responded to."

    I know what you mean, but unexposed lies are like unexposed vampires. They never die.

    And by the way, as a Neanderthaler, I resent the implication that Homo Stultus Republicanus is an evolutionary relative!

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