Friday, October 15, 2010

Fox is Republican? That's crazy!



Well, there you have it. There is no center any more and objective reality is defined as a manifestation of insanity. Bill O'Reilly says people who think Fox News supports the Republican party are "Crazy left wing loons" because although the corporate owners are all Republicans, save those who are Saudi Royalists; because Fox stages rallies for the Tea Party, publicizes and and funds them along with Republican think tank and propaganda groups; Because Fox gives million dollar contributions to Republican candidates and nothing at all to others; because virtually all important employees there are lifelong Republicans, because much of the editorial staff have worked for Republican presidents and even such lefties as Karl Rove can and will be publicly browbeaten into supporting promising to support any and all Republican candidates including Christine O'Donnell -- only a loony would think they're Republicans. No, that's not the gutter, that's right down the center. No, that's not Thule Greenland, that's Paris. That's fair and balanced. Crazy as a Fox.

It's only another word for "you're in my way" in O'Reilly speak. So in response to President Clinton's mention that Fox's rhetoric was whipping Republicans into a "white heat" Balanced Bill replied with:
"What he's trying to do is demonize Fox as carrying the water for Republicans. That's a theme Democrats have been using for months."
Months? You sure are right on top of things Mr. O'Reilly. And of course if Democrats use it, it can't be true, because they're not fair and balanced like you: they guy whose obviously not a Republican. Demonize? Are Republicans horned and forked tongued demons then? Is that why you don't admit to it?

You're the guy that invented a story about Saginaw Michigan banning red and green because they were God hating Liberals at war with Christmas. That was five years longer ago than "months." Fox is the News Network that twisted a story about a small town using cumulative voting for village trustees into an Obama communist campaign to give extra votes to illegal aliens and disenfranchise white people.

Mr O'Reilly, you've excused every Republican action from starting a war under false pretenses, to torture, to warrantless spying, to libertine and deviate sexual excesses and called everyone who ever disagreed with your hyperbole a pin head, an idiot and insane. You're a Republican, you support Republicans exclusively and your network will punish anyone who deviates from utter devotion to any Republican candidate no matter how grotesquely unqualified. Why are you afraid to admit it?

You lie sir. You lie a lot. You're a radically extreme extremist with a total disregard for truth and Fox pays you a fortune to balance your farcical contradictions and concocted stories on your nose like a trained circus seal. You reported, the world has decided. You lie.

6 comments:

  1. And the sad part is, he's one of the sanest people at Fox "News" - I think that Jon Stewart described him as being "like the thinnest kid at Fat Camp."

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  2. You lie sir. You lie a lot. You're a radically extreme extremist with a total disregard for truth and Fox pays you a fortune to balance your farcical contradictions and concocted stories on your nose like a trained circus seal. You reported, the world has decided. You lie.

    Captain, I love the way you write.

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  3. These hate jocks give me indigestion at best.

    This recent pic of O'Reilly seems to go with this article.

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  4. Yuze daz svich. Das svich! Zo yuze can turn the darn thing off.

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  5. You have to be a crazy left wing loon to think that the government or the press are supposed to act decently. Where would you ever get such a far fetched idea?

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  6. At Human Voices I received a link attempting to show that the Democrats were the real wealthy elite, not the Republicans, the assumption being that this non sequitur supports the idea that News Corp has no affiliation with either the T buckets or the GOP proper. Of course the post was far from unimpeachable, it being made by someone calling himself "Barack Hussein Blows Hard" but it's a bit of an IQ test, or at least a test of one's ability to spot fallacious arguments and misleading statistics. But of course, even if there are as many or more very wealthy Democratic politicians, the fellow neglects to ask himself how he can think that hating the results of democracy justifies the pretense of populism he makes.

    Frankly I'm tired of being talked to by dummies and having to reply to arguments and charges so patently absurd and preposterous they're not worth the time. I almost hope the bastards win, because there's no other way to show them how goddamn stupid they are.

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