Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Swingin' round the circle

Long before we had Steven Colbert with his espousal of conservative views that reveal trenchantly cynical commentary beneath, we had Petroleum V. Nasby writing in the dialect of the South in praise of the "secessionists" and their northern friends the Copperheads. But it works both ways and the infamous Palm Beach man of the people, Rush Limbaugh is borrowing the technique to express his gratitude to God that we have a man in the White House like Barack Obama.

Such a character as Colbert uses takes strength and skill to maintain, but it's a strength that Rush either doesn't have or doesn't want to have. Like a dog who just can't sit still with the smell of bacon in the air, it didn't take long, yesterday night, for Limbaugh to crack under the strain of decency and honesty and reveal what hunger lies beneath.
"I, me, my, three of the most used words in President Obama's media appearance last night, not a single intelligence adviser, not a single national security adviser, military adviser, came up with the idea...not one of them... according to Obama, had the ability to understand the need to get DNA. This was Obama's message last night,"

said Limbaugh. I suppose he simply didn't listen to the same speech I heard and perhaps he wrote the script before it even aired, but at any rate even the faux appearance of pleasure at our success in doing away with mass murderer Osama bin Laden was too much of a strain and the cynical, dishonest and slimy hate just had to come out.

No, Obama just couldn't be honest enough to admit that George W. Bush really was responsible for it. Couldn't resist telling us that it would have been better just to carpet bomb Abottabad and perhaps start another trillion dollar war against Andorra. He couldn't even be a man enough to admit being a Muslim and to stop fooling people with his birth certificate. But then what can we expect of a black man and a Democrat?

6 comments:

  1. To be perfectly honest, as an inhabitant of Neptune and a solid citizen of the realm, you have no idea how much I resent those humans dumping trash in my backyard. Osama FIN Laden, indeed. Why not embalm the bastard and stuff him in a Tanqueray bottle; then call him Osama GIN Laden. As for that Lush Jingo character, why not call him Osama TWIN Laden.

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  2. Did I forget anyone? Oh, yes! Rick Sanitarium. We should rename him Osama SPIN Laden.

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  3. I'm delighted to have your wit and wisdom present again in the Zone.

    I try to remind myself that Limbaugh's mother probably didn't hug him as a child and his disorder is not his fault.

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  4. Wit and wisdom? Um. . . but thanks.

    It's not a cockroach's fault that he's vermin either, but nobody is better off for having vermin in the house.

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  5. I try to remind myself to figure out who sponsors ol' Rush's program and start sending them letters. Who let's that fat a$$ speak out loud?

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  6. LLL,

    That's a good idea. Beck was torpedoed in similar fashion and Limpboy has put himself in a shaky position by criticizing the first thing this country has done that can be seen as a victory since 1945.

    It's time to cut him off from the sponsorship he feeds on.

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