Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Your loving $on
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep an hoNOr student very busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad
Well said Octo. I have around $22,000 invested in my oldest's degree. She's living with me now. I now invest $200 a week in food for her and her useless fiance.
ReplyDeleteWill it ever end?
Happy Fathers Day.
Sound like the kid is a "KIPPER." KIPPER means "kids in parents' pockets erode retirement savings."
ReplyDeleteHey, you copied! :-)
ReplyDeleteI forgot the whole reason I came over here, sheesh! Wishing everyone a Happy Fathers Day!
ReplyDeleteKipper? What about SCIOBY?
ReplyDeleteSpending childrens' inheritance on bigger yacht?
You reading this kids?
I told them they had to buy me a cabin on a Minnesota lake with the good careers they get from their parent financed education. My oldest said she could better save up for it by her and her fiance living with her mother and me.
ReplyDeleteHow do you fight sound Nihilist logic like that?