Perhaps Fred Phelps Jr.
is getting slow, or perhaps he has to type with one hand because he's
so exited at God's wrath being inflicted on Moore, Oklahoma. The very
thought of little children being crushed or torn to pieces as they
scream in terror must excite him past the point of self control. It took
him hours to inform us that this disaster was the result of Oklahoma
City Thunder basketball star Kevin Durant’s public support for gay
basketball player Jason Collins. God works in mysterious ways, but
there's nothing mysterious about Fred unless you're interested in the
chemistry of foul smells.
But there's light at the
end of the drain and maybe a suggestion for people like Fred with more
demons than synapses in their skulls. Dominique Venner
is billed in the press as a right-wing historian, although some may
prefer to call him a hate-filled pervert obsessed with other people's
sexual preferences, or an ultra nationalist militiaman because of his
past involvement with a paramilitary Secret Army Organisation which
fought against France giving up colonial rights in Algeria. A gay hating
enemy of human rights and freedom, in short. Mr. Venner walked into
Notre Dame de Paris Monday, placed a letter on the altar and then blew
his brains out with an illegally owned pistol.
The famous
Cathedral has been the site of many demonstrations and protests over the
issue of gay marriage which became legal last week. Catholic
conservative Venner certainly made his point to the horror of the tour
groups present and one has to wonder about the dedication of lesser
nobles like Phelps for not martyring himself for his ridiculous cause. I
presume God has to wonder too.
So what about it Fred? I
mean you don't need to go to Paris or even to bloody up someone elses
Church, you've got one of your own. Take your dad along, make it a
father and son thing, or take the whole flock along, but Just do it!
I just know I'm going to burn on purgatory, but Phelps is indeed a Dick or Ass, whichever one prefers.
ReplyDeleteThe Phelps KKKlan would have to go through a number of rebirths to balance their karma before rising to the level of assholes or dicks.
ReplyDeleteSooner or later, somebody will have had enough of the Phelps family and do something violent. The upside will be that they will become REAL martyrs. I'm not too sure what the downside might be.
Strange things seem to happen at Notre Dam. In the years I lived in Paris, I heard Emmanuel ring only once, a sound that reverberates throughout the entire city. I am sure Emmanuel remained silent for Monsieur Venner.
ReplyDeleteOnly one question comes to mind. Does wishful thinking rise to the level of "conspiracy to commit manslaughter?" Guilty as charged, and my wishful thinking list neither starts nor ends with Monsieur Phelps.
Phelps, dicks and assholes -- which of these things does not belong?
ReplyDeleteCan't think of one.
Rejoice, rejoice, Emmanuel
another pervert's on his way to hell.
I don't condone violence, of course, but really I'd love to help with some suicide counseling -- as I said, just do it!
There must be 50 ways to end this bother
Just drink up the juice, Bruce
just jump in the creek, Zeke
fall under the bus, Gus
Set yourself free.