Perhaps Fred Phelps Jr.
is getting slow, or perhaps he has to type with one hand because he's
so exited at God's wrath being inflicted on Moore, Oklahoma. The very
thought of little children being crushed or torn to pieces as they
scream in terror must excite him past the point of self control. It took
him hours to inform us that this disaster was the result of Oklahoma
City Thunder basketball star Kevin Durant’s public support for gay
basketball player Jason Collins. God works in mysterious ways, but
there's nothing mysterious about Fred unless you're interested in the
chemistry of foul smells.
But there's light at the
end of the drain and maybe a suggestion for people like Fred with more
demons than synapses in their skulls. Dominique Venner
is billed in the press as a right-wing historian, although some may
prefer to call him a hate-filled pervert obsessed with other people's
sexual preferences, or an ultra nationalist militiaman because of his
past involvement with a paramilitary Secret Army Organisation which
fought against France giving up colonial rights in Algeria. A gay hating
enemy of human rights and freedom, in short. Mr. Venner walked into
Notre Dame de Paris Monday, placed a letter on the altar and then blew
his brains out with an illegally owned pistol.
The famous
Cathedral has been the site of many demonstrations and protests over the
issue of gay marriage which became legal last week. Catholic
conservative Venner certainly made his point to the horror of the tour
groups present and one has to wonder about the dedication of lesser
nobles like Phelps for not martyring himself for his ridiculous cause. I
presume God has to wonder too.
So what about it Fred? I
mean you don't need to go to Paris or even to bloody up someone elses
Church, you've got one of your own. Take your dad along, make it a
father and son thing, or take the whole flock along, but Just do it!