By (O)CT(O)PUS
Donald's the man who can grab any bull by the horns and run with it. There's no teapot in a tempest he can't handle. Donald's the MAN! In Trump, we trust.
When other candidates were grasping at straws that broke the camel’s back, only Donald came out like a horse on fire. You can always count on him to drive off the bridge when we come to it, and burn that bridge when we cross it.
Donald will watch terrorists like a hawk and catch them cold turkey with their pants down. But just in case it’s deja-vu all over again, he’ll line up all foreigners in alphabetical order by size, then make them clean hotel rooms and wash your underwear.
If terrorists cut the water supply, he’ll never let any celebrity well run dry. He’ll bring on a flood of cats and dogs in droves like gangbusters wearing combat galoshes. Better to light a candle in the dark than to curse the clowns who screw in light-bulbs.
Donald Trump will defeat all enemies with snowballs from Hell raining hot air down the mountain with a full head of steam. He will drive our ship of state across the road where chickens come home to roost and never let ISIS or any crisis mushroom into a can of worms. If the shoe fits, it’s probably on the wrong foot.
Never again will we be stuck between a rock and a frying pan, and no more beating around the Bushes! He will turn every outhouse into a White House and make America grrr8 again!
The Donald always has an ace up his hole and hits the wall running.
I think Donald is just making hay where the sun don't shine. And it'll be a cold day if he pays it forward in Peoria. He knows he's right as rainy day people; and although he's not my cup of tea and sympathy, many Americans believe he will fight them to the last man standing for truth, justice, and the Appian Way.
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Boy &Howdy .... the only thing I can add is ...... how does an asshole feel when it has diarrhea?.......ask the republican party. What I am really tired of is the reporting of the 'polls' ....so what if Donwald is ahead with 30some%....it just means that 70 per cent do not like him. The only poll I think worth mentioning is keilbasa.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I never watch a baseball game in Warsaw. No matter where you sit, there's a Pole.
DeleteWhoresaw.......a Fox reporter at a Republican Debate
DeleteAnd where you have polls you have polemics.
ReplyDeleteAnd pole cats and pole dancers and a ten foot pole. Or a 5 foot Pole we know as Roman Polanski.
ReplyDeleteJokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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