Friday, April 16, 2010

Take the C train

Climb aboard the Republican crazy train, boys and girls -- we're going to Loonie Land! We're going to the Fox Fun House Hall of Mirrors where everything gets distorted to look Muslim, or Communist, or Fascist. Yes indeed the logo of the Nuclear Security Summit, can, if you squint your eyes and take another deep one from the paper bag of glue, looks like a crescent -- or if you're one of those sane elitist liberals, like an orbiting electron in the classical model of an atom.

But we're not sane are we? We're ConSERvatives and it's fun to be CRAZY! It's fun to sabotage any attempt to make the world a safer, saner place, it's fun to sabotage everything the voters (corrupted by socialism no doubt) do to restore sanity.


Yes, the latest attempt in the Logo Wars, to find crescents in everything Obama does and says started in Rupert Murdoch's New York Post "Now he's a crescent loon" and migrated to Rupert Murdoch's Fox News, which showed an array of Islamic national flags on Wednesday with the 2010 Nuclear Summit logo -- not that they're suggesting anything. They're just suggesting that since Obama is suspiciously "reaching out" to Muslims and thus is suspected of being a Muslim and since some Muslims are black -- well you decide for yourselves. We're not going to tell you what's true and what isn't. You decide.

I mean you'll note that Obama has pulled the plug on another mission to the moon and the moon you know, sometimes. . . well you get the picture -- not that we're suggesting anything, but looking at Space Shuttle mission patches you'll notice crescents all over the place and of course the shuttle orbits over Muslim countries constantly. Could be that Obama converted the Space Agency to Islam back in 1990! How sinister is that?
Of course since nuclear arms reduction was a particular dream of Ronald Reagan and George H W Bush, Murdoch may have wanted to pull back on the theme that arms control only weakens the nation when Democrats do it, or he may have been embarrassed by Insanity Hannity's being caught in a lie about what Obama's nuclear position actually is -- or perhaps he knows in his wrinkled Australian heart that it's just easier to get away with a totally insane innuendo than to play with dangerous facts. Nobody ever went broke after all, by underestimating the stupidity, gullibility and indeed the raw insanity of the American public.

8 comments:

  1. No you got it wrong. This isn't crazy. They are well aware that this "crescent" crap is BS. Their audience of paranoid birthers and conspiracy nuts, on the other hand, do not.

    It's all part of the FOX News/Murdoch empire's strategy to discredit the Democratic Party and the Democratic President any way they can.

    Oh, they know better. Of course they do. But they are happy to peddle fear porn and conspiracy propaganda to continue to further undercut the rightfully elected president of the United States.

    That's some patriotism for ya.

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  2. No, they're not crazy at Fox, they're evil. We the People are crazy -- and we love it!

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  3. Why has no one mentioned that the Fox News logo looks curiously like a surface-to-air missile launcher - ones that terrorists use against our troops.


    Fox is really grasping at straws here...and THAT is saying something. Unfortunately, a good chunk of their followers will buy into this crap and add it to their growing list of ways that Obama is out to "get" them.

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  4. The Daily Show did a bit Wednesday night showing the similarity between the Japanese Battle Flag, a Nazi Propaganda poster and the Fox logo.

    Unfortunately the people who need to see it, don't watch Comedy Central. They get their laughs by torturing small animals.

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  5. What a horrible thing to say about real Americans.

    If Comedy Central were picked up by CBN, TNN, MRN or the proposed Guns & Ammo Network they'd be all over it.

    Of course they wouldn't understand much of what Stewart says...

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  6. I just love symbolism and insanity. A while back someone started the rumor that the CEO of Food Lion was a satanist and that the Lion's stylized tail was the secret symbol for this.
    Cracks me up every time I go to shop there.

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  7. Remember the attempt to tie Entenmann's Bakery and Proctor & Gamble to the Moonies?

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  8. Oh, my, yes! And doesn't the P&G symbol have a crescent moon? Perhaps they are in cahoots with that Muslim in the White House! :)

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