Monday, April 13, 2009

It's safe for rabbits - for now

Whew! What a relief. I expected, now that we have a wuss in the white house who thinks this isn't a "Christian nation,"that the Liberal/atheist/fascist/Marxist pansies would begin the assault on Easter I've been expecting for so long. After all, no one would attempt to make Christianity illegal and leave Easter intact.

But it didn't happen. We held a small party for friends on my boat and passers-by wished us a happy Easter and a happy holiday in equal numbers and not a single shot was fired. This morning, I can see two of the long eared symbols of Jesus crazing on my front lawn oblivious to the danger of Constitutional law. No more skulking down back alleys, collar turned up.

Maybe I shouldn't stop worrying though. Even though it's quiet on all fronts of the war, maybe it's too quiet.

10 comments:

  1. Yes, it seems Easter, like Christmas, Passover, Kwanzaa and whatever else people celebrate is safe - for now.
    I know where the chicks come in, new life, rebirth, etc. but I've often wondered what the bunny has to do with it?!?

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  2. Rocky: I know where the chicks come in, new life, rebirth, etc. but I've often wondered what the bunny has to do with it?!?

    When making war, rabbits simply multiply and surround their enemies.

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  3. 8pus, where do you find these things!?

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  4. Rocky: 8pus, where do you find these things!?

    Everything floats ashore at the Swash Zone, even my old hare brush..

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  5. All seriousness aside, you may have noticed the similarity between the name Easter and Ishtar - and of course the ancient European equivalent Oestra, whence Oestrus and Estrogen. Rabbits and eggs are associated with her and there seems to have been a legend involving her having turned a bird into a rabbit which laid colored eggs.

    A really new religion is a rarity. Most are made up of the bones and feathers of previous religions.

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  6. Ishtar duck and Ishtar chick,
    Chocolate Ishtar eggs makes you sick.
    Ishtar bonnets large and small,
    Ishtar bunnies bugger all!
    Have a tempting temptress morning
    Moaning on mattress springs.
    O Great and Wise Captain Unfogged, Ishtar doesn’t quite have the same ring as Easter.

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  7. True, and the movie was pretty bad too.

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